AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS STOVE IS INPUT READING WHY CAN'T I JUST TOUCH IT WHEN I WANT TO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS STOVE IS INPUT READING WHY CAN'T I JUST TOUCH IT WHEN I WANT TO
Fuck you that's funny
>electric stove
do americans really?
You joke but someone definitely rigged up tgeir stove to turn on via Kinect in this godless world
I was playing chess today against stockfish and that fucker was input reading the whole damn time. Kept responding to my moves with the best possible play. Unfair and unfun
dumbest shit i've ever read
>drink orange juice
>stove throws itself out window
>He doesn't touch stoves
Filtered
>Doing it with a glove
You didn't beat it
God ido hate how everyone here uses these fucking things i NEED A GAS STOVETOP TO MAKE STEAKAAHAHHAHH SAVE ME NIGGGERMANNN
It's worth the autism for an occasional change from other food
Everyone I know has an electric conventional or induction cooktop, gas hasn’t been common for decades.
t. Swedecuck
Stovetops are poorly designed artificial heat. It's literally impossible to react to the heat of the stove so you're forced to leave your hand there and get severely burned. What's even worse is that some stovetops have major heat delay to their attacks so you can't even tell when it's safe to touch or not. Campfires are the superior form of REAL heat because you can touch the top of them and it's not a big deal. You can also tell if a campfire is hot or not just by looking at it unlike stovetops where it's literally impossible unless you spend hours memorizing it's average heat times.
kek
>he summoned his mother to cook
You didn't eat it.
>he used a microwave
You didn't eat it.
Nobody wants your soviet era gas stove.
Electricity for convection is really efficient. Flammable gas being pumped in your home is a liability.
>not wearing oven mitt armour
>not pouring water on yourself to boost fire damage negation
>not summoning the ashes of Your Mum to do all your cooking for you so you don't even have to go near the stove
>Using the Mother's Tears summon
You didn't cook it
Gas stoves just pump heat into your room. They are completely rubbish. The only time gas is acceptable is when using a wok.
Doesn't putting water on yourself actually increase the thermal conductivity? I know wet towels are worse than dry.
This is why I come to Any Forums
I am an American and I won't stand for electric stoves.
>actually bother with all that shit when you can just use car engine to skip cooking all together
It's not challenging it's tedious. I'm just going to skip this poorly designed shit
this, this whole thread is full of absolute faggots
you can't cook properly on an electric stove, you need a real flame
Ahem... I will now make the fromtranny OP seethe with ONE simple word...
Zanzibart.
how so
>Enemy consistently punishes reckless heal
>Recklessly heal
>Get punished
>Go on Any Forums complain
Do autists really?
How about use induction?
If you need a flame for something buy a blowtorch.
I've used both and it makes no difference
depends on the water / fire, at most it'll buy you one second before the water evaporates, that I believe is the joke