HELL IN A CELL GAMETHREAD #9

I haven't watched wwe since 2017. What's going on?

Racism and Misogyny

LOOK AT HIS CHEST

BREHS

That isn't PG

ok maybe its not a work

OH SHIT

Lol that's a lot of wasted paint

That bruise, jesus.He is a tough sob

Cody is turning black...

This is retarded why would the sloppy shop let him compete like this

JEEEEEZUS

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WHAT THE FUCK CODESTER

Holy SHit

shades of hhh

This has to be a work right? What the fuck is that? Any doctor anons here?

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That's a gnarly bruise

So he’s going to injure himself further by doing this match. Great idea

if this is legit, WWE are fucking retarded for letting Cody work in that state

Why isn't Cody treating this like a cell match and coming out with generic baby face entrance

Good thing the tattoo distracts you from the bruise.

uh... that's, uh... that's a hell of a make-up job?

bruh

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that's what it looks like when you tear a pec

Hahahaha this is such an awful angle
Get worked mark

He really is the new Triple H

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Its makeup you mark

I feel so sorry for vince
>puts money into some shitter
>shitter is so bad they have to fucking fake injuries to explain his shit performance

i dont mean to sound like a rural and/or suburban retard here

i know wrestling is fake…

but how the FUCK is that fake???? paint doesnt look like that and would rub off.

Ok this is fucking retarded

cody knows if he has a good match with the injury hes gonna get the aj styles forever respect from vince

This gotta be a bad idea right?

Cody the GOAT for sure

omg brehs

doctor here this isn't possible... Except he has the power of the Cody maniacs on his side

KEK BASED

It's MAKEUP you worked fucks.

they’re working you retards

Why are they letting him wrestle if he literally tore his pec
He shouldn't be medically cleared

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Is he becoming black?

>Corey mentioning how dead the crowd is
kek

KEK

I can't tell if this is a shoot or work injury

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HOLY SHIT that is a bad tear

I think Cody is just nuts and wants to die in the ring to see his Dad again

ZAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN THAT SHIT IS PURPLE AF

I bet Cody wants to do a moonsault off the cell

Cody mogging CM Punk and his stubbed toe

This can’t be real Cody could lose his fucking arm

bros I was calling it a work this entire time but that nigga is FUCKED up

It's the kind of paint that doesn't rub off buddy. If it was legit, Cody would be in the hospital.

>Gettind worked by beet juice stains
Glad to see some carny tricks still work

WATCH AEW

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I can’t believe he hit him right in the injury, what a dirty move

HOLY SHIT CODY

THE FUCKING TOOLBOX

Did they inject him with painkillers like Kurt Angle at the Olympics?

wtf i love cody now

Then why is his chest swollen?
WWE truly is a disgusting evil company

sh

Is Seth gonna pull out THE MALLET?

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>Crowd dead silent
Compare this to Punk vs Hangman, the crowd was white-fucking-hot compared to this fucking funeral arrangement.

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What the fuck, why is he out there with that shit? Send Bray or something

this crowd is fucking dead

hate wwe but cody legit has balls of steel

it's real. but Cody is just so fucking great, he can do it.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S THIS FUCKED UP AND WRESTLING

looks like paul when he had a torn pec, so unless its some great make up its bs.

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>letting a guy wrestle in that condition
fucking sloppyshop jesus christ

He would literally not be able to move around like this. Especially after taking a single hit or falling onto it.
Plus Seth targetting it. WWE health policy wouldn't allow it.
It's a work (And likely an idea of Vince to take a shot and laugh at Punk injuring himself.)

is this real

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>So much of a colonizer he's literally turning black
Kweenbros...

If you can't tell that's paint you have very low EQ and IQ

Seth might win the match but Cody will win the story

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IT'S just horror skin

I will buy a Bayley tshirt if this happens

yeah this has gotta be a work, shit ain't possible

glam squad can pull off some miracles

this isnt very PG bros i’m scared

That's definitely a real pec injury, my friends pec looked exactly like Cody's.

Why is Ojama obsessed with crowd noise

I can accept a toolbox underneath the ring these days, but a random ass kendo stick?

i dont know if im just a worked mark but

im not comfortable with cody wrestling THAT injured. this nigga should be in the hospital . sure maybe its paint but you CANT fake the massive swelling

It's not, doesn't just look bruised its clearly swollen

Codymaniacs… is Cody going to be ok right?

So WWE won't clear tons of people for all sorts of things, but they'll let this happen. Huh...

>horror skin

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Is Cody really becoming the new HHH

>"less than 100%"

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for morons saying its makeup, that 1000000 percent is not

It happened guys I'm 100 behind Cody

>le dead crowd xd

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BASED VINCE MAKING FUN OF PUNK INJURING HIMSELF AND BEING UNABLE TO WRESTLE

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user... with what are you gonna fill the main event if one of your stars can't be cleared?

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its probably real but looks worse than it feels?

BongStreamBro, I know you're here, homo. fix your stream.

if it was paint it would have rubbed off by now, cody is legit insane

Seth is so dirty going after the injury like that, but how heroic for Cody to be out there with that horrendous injury

codeman is shoot working me. no way that's real

Cody got my respect

this match is gonna add months to cody's recovery time, what the fuck

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kek based bouncy cell making me kek

another terrible hell in a cell match for seff kek

I have never seen a match before where the crowd was stunned and disgusted with what they see

>why does the cell have bus stop pull rope chain around it

Oh. For the Clicketty clack noise when people hit it.

....dude you think WWE would let Cody wrestle with an injury like that? Lol get smart

Yeah that shit is retarded.

>the kind of paint that doesn't rub off
so the kind that doesn't exist?

Cody has already won.

Crowd is literally silent

yeah same. I respect the hell out of him for doing it though.

>mfw we find out it's a tattoo

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Never had chest injury before. How do they feel ripping muscles or tendons there?

If this is real Cody is tougher than 99% of the roster

Crowd is literally silent because they think its real

He is taking all the bumps on the left side and so far the only bump he has taken was the end of the kendo stick and Seth could just not be pushing down. So far, it looks like a shoot to me.

this just seems like a bad idea

Cody is ether legit hurt, or this is the greatest work and sell job in history

*bows down to the CODESTER*

I don't care if it's marky, I've had an injury 1/10th as bad as this and was out of work for weeks. I have to give it to him.

It looked kinda swollen at first but honestly I don’t think someone with that kind of injury would be cleared to do this by WWE

Explain his swollen chest

Omega didn't have half his body hanging off

>All these worked marks
GJ WWE

holy marks getting worked in here. that's some hollywood makeup right there, his injury is minor, they are pretending its some extreme thing so that when he loses he isn't ruined

I shit on CAWDy a lot, but I gotta give him props here. That's some real old-school work ethic.

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Your nipple doesn't swell like that if it's fake

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Based cody making wrestling real again

Should've been evident with Cody vs. Dustin or Cody vs. Sammy.

>it’s either a shoot or a work

Thank you Dave very enlightening

Crowd is in stunned silence for cody

Quite literally hell. If the injury was real he'd be out or in tears from the pain already, simply from the very first slam.
Every small movement would have him on the ground.

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Not great Bob.

seff is hitting him on the pec, if its an actual shoot cody is actually nuts, this is crazier than the cage or fire stuff he did in aew.

I think he fell onto the cell with his injured arm

Come on Seth fight him like a man you bitch

If this is a work it's automatic match of the year with how much we're getting worked

>Not only is the codester wrestling injured but sethetty continuously hitting stretching and jamming kendo stick into his torn pec
They really don’t want Cody to wrestle at MITB, do they?

>20 more minutes of everyone watching this match in horror

God, you're such marks

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I keep having to look away from the screen. This is so hard to watch.

Cody truly will do anything for a face reaction from the crowd

i think he thinks he'll be more over by working hurt in the long run

Amber Heard would have you believe swelling can be hidden with makeup

He can't he's scared of getting worked lol

Cody was getting huge before he tore the pec

rub off easily*
You're getting worked by a fake wrestling company lol clown world

Punk wrestled an entire match on Dynamite, what are you talking about?

>it's makeup
>it's a work
absolute state of some of you

Cody is legit insane I wouldn't put it past him to work on an injury

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"Wrestled"

if that's not real it's some top-level hollywood shit, look at the blue on the outside, that's so fucking crazy

YAPAPAI STRAP

Seth looks fucking dimes with the Cody jacket

This is so good

That'll be $20 pal

This

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this is more hardcore than anything nick gage ever did

Is Cody the dumbest wrestler in the world?

this is fucking incredible

he literally set himself on fire in aew, he doesnt give a single fuck

Seth has to win right? How bad would it look to lose to an injured Cody

>Take steroids
>Muscle tears

many such cases

First he goes after his injury and fights him dirty and then he insults him and mocks him? Seth Rollins is a real jerk, they need to step in and do something to stop this match it’s just not fair

>cody brought back to be abused by the roster

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Goofballs

It is 1000% real
I pulled/torn muscles about 15 times.
There is zero question it's real.

Seth is taking it easy on him visibly easy on him.

Mechanically if you tear the pec a certain way it doesnt inhibit range of motion badly.
However, he can tear it much much worse.
So yes this is still pretty dangerous.

Codybros they're chanting for Seff

He's definitely insane, someone post the Bryce hug webm after Brodie died

jesus christ I hope this isnt real, cody is shoot crazy.

Where is it swollen? LOL
This is clearly an angle so that when Cody wins he'll be out till August

why is the crowd so anti Cody...

SEFF BROS THIS IS OUR NIGHT

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already a better match than anything Cody did in AEW

Cody's just built different

i'm calling the cops

That depends on whether you think Darby actually wants to kill himself or not.

KEK Chicago hates CAWDY

Their wellness policy would literally never allow this, of course it's a work.

Pretty fucking based honestly

meltz says it's a shoot he.never.lies

imagine the god will he'll get from Vince for doing this.. He's def winning that belt

Cody will retire in less than 2 years

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET TRAITOR CODY

Explain this? Why is he only taking kendo stick shots on uninjured side? Wouldn't Seth be targeting the injury if it was a work? He is clubbing Seth on his back on the injured side, not on the actual injury.

Y A P A P A I

>thank you Rollins

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Tables are over

It's not a real injury, trannies got worked

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THANK YOU ROLLINS

hold up, did they make this fake injury just so Cody cant blood himself

Why would they fake something that should put their top face out of action for months? If he comes back early the crowd will turn on him for faking injury.

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Man If cramps are fucked as hell I can't imagine that

are they saying thank you rollins?

THANK YOU ROLLINS

KEK The most over person all night is over because he pulled out a table

Reminder that Cody wrestled with this injury while HHH had to take a break from wrestling.
This is Cena tier.

People have died in their ring. They're a fucking evil company

He's trying to get Vince's approval, he wants the belt his daddy never got. And this proves to me that was a big part of his decision.

LMFAOOO

CROWD CHANTING THANK YOU ROLLINS

ITS AEW ALL OVER AGAIN

codybros BTFO!! Nobody likes this retard

>thank you rollins
codybros ... is it over?

>Cody wrestling with a legit injury
>Rollins still getting cheered

LMFAOOO CODY IS TERRIBLE

>Worked
So many pussies on twitter

>haha I'm a smart mark because all of reality is a work
lose weight

>HURR ITS REAL LOOK AT HOW SWOLLEN IT IS
Are you all 6 years old? Makes sense now why this board is so full of ingrates

>Thank you Rollins chants
Kwab

I hope Cody's tits don't become like Kofi's because of this match. That'd be the worst

They faked Roman's cancer.

Smark crowds are the worst

Cody is a madman.

>THANK YOU ROLLINS
LMAO CAWDY BURIED AND NOT OVER

Yeah, they were chanting for a table the whole night

Crowd isn't having it KWAB

Yes, because he gave them what they wanted and brought out a table.

It'll be worse and the evil fucking company will make him work house shows afterwards...

If that was true then half the women on the roster wouldn't look like trannies.

>works injured to get over with the fans
>it backfires
Cody can't catch a break now he'll be boo'd by the edrones every week

Only cheered because he brought out the table, retarded aew marks

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Seff more over than cody
OH NONONONONONO

They're thanking him for bringing out the table

>Thank you Rollins chants
>Cody chants
WHO THE FUCK DO I BELIEVE ANYMORE?!?!?!?!

They need to just end it at this point. Cody can barely lift him.

>his right arm's shot
thank you, very insightful

GALLIOS IS A FAGGOT

Rollins should put Cody in a stretch plum or something and end his career

Yes, he's using a table, so people is thanking him for finally using a (I am the) table

Oh god no please no
Finally that punk gets what was coming to him

Assume for a second this is a shoot. Legally, how is Cody allowed to wrestle???

Hes got a spot like his daddy.

>Im tellin you his right arm is shot
Ya fucking think Corey?

SEFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CODY CODY CODY

I always thought that was a genetic thing

CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY

>that mark with the fiend belt

they chanted thank you rollins because they've been chanting for tables since the first match and he brought one out

>CODY chants
smark crowds legit need to be banned

>Wrestling fans (especially WWE, NuJamal, and AEW fans) know what the fuck they want
Give it a minute, then they will cheer for Cody, then a week later they will boo him. Wrestling fans are so fickle.

Probably signed a waiver or something so wwe csnt be liable. Clearly cody is the one who wanted to still have the match

the pec is already torn
its already as bad as its going to get
this match won't make it any worse than it already is

Damn bro, wtf is Cody doing.
This motherfucker is getting worse tattoos every year.

I don't know man. He probably sign some papers in front of Vince eyes. I don't know if this is gonna win his respect or not.

need more cowbell

It is blatantly clearly real you complete fucking retard.

you can see the paint coming off

I NEED
MORE
COWBELL

Is this a 5 star match?

>using his arm like that
ok it's a work

You dont need to be a smart mark, just not have a smooth brain. If that injury was legit, his arm would be paralyzed but you can see him ringing a bell right now with that same arm. You need to smarten up, you're not as clever as you think you are.

Exactly this.

>no brass knuckles

whip that nigger cody

I don't know about you but Cody is over with me

>strapping a rope to yourself in a cage
great idea

>no sledgehammer
do you guys hear codys breathing?

>mfw

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>the same bull rope from AEW
kek

this is kino

Please tell me he came out to the American dream song and had a fat black women shucking and jivin with him
youtube.com/watch?v=BRATbL8eI18

>that voice crack
lmao

HE'S JUST A COMMON MAN

>bullrope
You now remember that GOATed match between Cody and QT when they were chained to each other.

BULL IN A CULL

Stardustbros…

YOU'RE ALL WORKED BY THE WORST CREATIVE TEAM YOU FOOLS

COWBELL

It's partly genetic but he wasn't like that when he was young. Injuries and surgeries fucked it completely

The voice crack hahaha

So Rollins is bleeding now too? His arm

if you're so smart how come you've never had sex?

He can dish it but he can’t take it what a bitch Seth is

Kek. the shit is rumbing off. You all got worked by the master. Codeman does it again

Seth's arm is cut open

BASED

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NEW

>I’m staying up late for this when I should’ve been in bed 1 hour ago

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>cody's voice cracking
KWAB

This match is fucking kino so far

BONK'D

Does it really need a fucking bell whats the point?

kek

BONK

>if that was HBK rollins would be out

t.ingrate

Get worked

Probably from the table

That's how much pain he's in

based cowbell

>the bonk noise
MY SIDES

Explain his chest

That was a good bell sound

Lol I accept your concession smooth brain
>got worked by paint
>getting worked by WWE in 2022