How namy hours do you have in elden ring?

How namy hours do you have in elden ring?
When did you fap last time?
When did you have sex last time?

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95. long ago

0
I don't remember
never

0
A week ago
The other day

I got well over 100h now. Its been well over a year since I had sex. Dont fall for the Japanese wife meme. Once they are done making babies its curtains for your dick.

0
today
over a decade ago

72
5 minutes ago
never

62
Yesterday
Unironically two hours ago

96
this morning when i woke up
lol lmao even

40
This morning
Never

zero
like 3 hours ago
3 years ago
this world has killed my motivation.

zero
about 3 weeks ago

130
roughly 12 hours ago
december 2019

0

waiting for massive price however long it takes.

0 because i don't play clickbait dodging games
this morning
never

80
sunday
2 weeks ago

uhh

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50h.

I don't really care about this Devil May Cry boss design from has done from DS3 onward so I'm doing the bird rune grind.

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130
1 hour ago
never

tell me im based

30+
a few hours ago
10 years ago

Based monk.

Never played it.
2 days ago.
About a week ago (If getting a BJ counts, otherwise never)

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150 hours
4 hours ago
never

130 hours
This morning
Never

120
Today
Never

127.1 hours
Last night
April 2018

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