*fixes your boomer controller

*fixes your boomer controller

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Of course the zoomer likes circumcision

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>Sharp edges
>No chamfer
>No rounding
Shit chink-tier design, couldn't even be bothered to spend a minute improving design

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>No D-pad
>No left bumper
It's shit

>doesn't know where the Z button is
Actual zoomer, right here

Wait the Z button was on the left side? I thought the N64 had it on the right. Maybe I just remembered wrong, it's been like 10+ years since I used one

It's under the middle prong.

It's in the middle, N64's Z button is basically the L button because your left hand will almost always go to the stick.

Zoomers reinventing the wheel as always

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I had that super pad plus and my god it was horrible

>Alpha 64
Wait, what does the second stick even do?

Nah I'll take the 2 in one. thank tho

That's crazy. You got three hands over there?

Literal underage ban. Kys retard

>reddit meme

Make you feel better.

wasn't the idea that you 'd just hold it in either way to suit whatever game you're playing?

>owned stock, superpad, madcatz, and DOCS wireless
>all were fucking shit except the stock one
true kino

same

It's cramped and uncomfortable either way.

Yes. It was the first controller with an analog stick and they weren't sure where exactly to put it so they gave multiple grip options

Ay, pally. This guy got three hands!
Get the laugh track. Get the laughter machine.

>just now realizing I'm the only person that used it as a crotch stabilizer and got erections because of the rumble pack

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No it isn't. It's one of the best feeling controllers to this day.

For me, it's the Ultra Racer

>alpha 64
would've been based if this worked for goldeneye's twin stick mode

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I had that top row mad catz one. Surprisingly not that bad, it felt very well made. Dunno how they got so shitty after that.

It's actually kind of clever. If you're playing a game without the stick, it's actually better than modern controllers since the dpad isn't displaced.
If you are using the stick on the other hand...

Anerifat hands typed this post

That one wasn’t bad but did feel weird even for an N64 controller.

t. fat hands

how are the retro fighter controllers

this has been done already

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Did people really have such tiny hands and fingers that they had an issue with the N64 controller? I got it when I was like, 10 and I never had any issues using the controller.

dpad and left bumper were literally never used for anything ever on the n64

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they claim the three prongs confused them

For me, it's the doug button

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It's literally the worst controller from the past 30 years.

little girls detected.

It wasn't made by MadCatz, but licensed to them by another company.
It is a great controller

it's a zoomer meme, it's not supposed to make sense.

It's like if you saw a picture of a pennyfarthing bicycle and said, "lmao, boomers don't realize that bikes should have equal sized wheels, sus fr fr."

yeah same, shit sucked ass.

It was literally the best controller ever made when it came out. So good in fact that every other console manufacturer scrapped their line of controllers and copied nintendo.

Just salty euros and brazilians seething at Nintendo per usual

>best controller ever made when it came out
Literally never true. This is zoomer revisionism.

Zoomers have this idea in their heads that there were games for the N64 that used the d-pad and the stick at the same time, when in reality it was always either one or the other (just about all of them using the stick exclusively)

they didn't copy anything but the idea to use an analogue stick for movement in a 3d environment you zoomer fuck

Lmao you fucking dumbass projecting zoomer. Sony Sega Atari and 3DO all had fucking dpads for years as the only directional input. D pads. For 3d games. Then Nintendo entered with the N64 with Mario 64 and EVERYONE scrambled to add analog controls. Nintendo pioneered and everyone learned. As usual.

Is it good? Thinking about buying one.

Shouldn't you be doing homework right now son?