Elden Ring Melania

This is without a shadow of a doubt the cheapest, most garbage poorly-designed boss Fromsoft has ever made and you can't convince me otherwise. I'd rather fight 10 Beds of Chaos than this bullshit.
Shove your git guds up your ass, there's absolutely no excuse for this horseshit. Fromsoft should be ashamed of themselves. Most of the bosses were already trash but this is a whole new level of garbage. I wanted to like this game so bad but this boss is absolutely unforgivable.

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Malenia was hard but fair, Margit was way worse.

Use weapons that can chain stagger her, summon a mimic, and use bloodhound step ash of war. That's how I beat her.

git gud

>summon Mimic
>use Rivers of Blood
>???
>profit
Psh, nothing personal, aids bitch.

>Very staggerable
>Very readable
You're only upset because you can't find out how to dodge her Virgil attack
Genuinely, git gud.

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Just summon your mimic and gangbang her.

t. dexcel

>oh just make the boss not able to do anything and that makes it a good fight

She'd be fine if it wasn't for the healing.

>this bitch
>the asshole with two whips and quickstep in the volcano manor questline
>the absolute state of colossal weapons
Did they playtest this fucking game at all?

Only issues is the healing (wouldn’t be bad if she didn’t heal on block) and the same problem all the endgame has, which is ludicrous damage numbers

If you beat her you should be getting through most of the fight without ever getting hit at all, except Waterfowl, her aids summons, and maybe an oddly timed kick or random slash

Fuck this cheap shit, which one of these gook faggots put a Sekiro boss in my Dark Souls?

She'd be the easiest Sekiro boss.

died to my carian exploit lol fuck you I'm not gonna learn your moveset
you have a shit great rune too, utterly useless fight

>summon two random lads
>stunlock her to death with melee
thanks I'll be taking my great rune and leaving now

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Makes me never want to play another Fromsoft game.

Bruh just uze a guide to tell you how to beat her.
That's what everyone here did.

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Did it. Solo. No spirits. No summons. Just me and straight unga bunga.
I hated it all. I never want to do it again.

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this is a safe space OP, tell us how hard Melania remodeled your shithole, we'll listen without judging

Zanzibart is harder

Another shitter filtered. Shame

>I'd rather fight 10 Beds of Chaos than this bullshit.
You have not played Dark Souls recently, I can guarantee that much

Regardless, Melania is a perfectly fine boss and one of if not the best in Elden Ring. Everything about her dodgeable, punishable, and fair. Learn her tells, learn her moveset, and she's not hard. The reason she stumps shitters if you have to change your strategy, you can't steamroll her by bashing your head in like with other bosses