Hogwart legacy is based!

hogwart legacy is based!

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He looks worse kek

Warwick Davis look better

why did that person make HP about himself

Virtually identical.

Is this dumbass suggesting that all jews look the same?

Jews have Reptilian DNA this explains the weird ass head and long ass nose.

Based? Based on what? Based on one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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Can somebody post that image of that one twitter gook

Why do those activists always look exactly like the thing they're complaining they dont look like? It's fucking weird.

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that's the same picture

t. thinks hes intelligent for hating on children books.
why do you let kids books out of all things to live rent free inside your head?

>Is this dumbass suggesting that all jews look the same
I mean...

He looks like my brother but Jewish what the fuck

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He's flattering himself.
right is a chad.

It's actually khazar dna.

little known fact: every white person has a jewish doppelganger

That's a man

if i find mine and best him in a duel will i take his powers of deception?

he reminds me of one of the minnesota freedom fund guys

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He's not white though.

That's a 75% Slavic mischling.

user that's a copy pasta from /lit/, one of the worst boards on Any Forums.

JKR was being nice

>look up comment
>was actually posted 3 hours ago
you work fast user

You seriously falling for ancient ass pasta ?

I would love to see a video of ripping on the Harry Potter books.
At the very least, it would be really entertaining.

So... The same minus 65 years, give or take?

Also, why was she writing a book apparently about this nobody in 65 years?

cope

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>what spheroids think I look like
>what I actually look like

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i dont go on /lit/
can you tell me what makes it bad compared to say Any Forums Any Forums or Any Forums?

>one of the worst boards on Any Forums
How bad are they in comparison to say, Any Forums, /mlp/ or even this board?
Oh, and maybe Any Forums too while you're at it.

>jews are ug-

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I dunno, seems more like an exception to me.

you can dream and hope and pray all you want, but there really aren't as many of them as you so desperately want there to be.

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There's tons of attractive Jewish people

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I'd fuck him

>for some reason people think JKR designed the goblins in the movies even though she's just a writer

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>Rowling is leftoid because she made everyone gay and black
>Rowling is bigot because she fight against tranies and codes jewish steretotypes into greedy ugly race
Is Rowling a rare case of Purple Pill?

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