Oh nononono Bleedbros, they're coming for us

Oh nononono Bleedbros, they're coming for us

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let's talk about buffs. what's going to be stronger after the patch?

Can we, like, not talk about Elden Ring instead? There are 10 other threads you can discuss this shit in

i merely replied to a thread talking about patch notes

Arcanechads... Dexbros... Moonveilsisters... I don't feel so good...

fuck you memeazaki I will use comet azur forever.

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I hope they don't patch out the Bestial Sling/Catch Flame combo
Also, Carian Retalitation is definitely getting fixed

I hope they buff poison

cool i am on timer to defeat elden beast now

ER is cultural phenomenon. If anything, it needs even more thread.

Could you, like, not?

Can't they just make str builds stronger instead of everything else weaker? How does it help str fags when every build is brought down to their level but their build still isn't any more fun to play?

Bloodhound Step makes STR builds good already.

Only 10? I better make a couple more
After you Nintentrannies shit up the board with smash threads it’s finally my turn to shit up the board with something I like.

They can

>the Bestial Sling/Catch Flame combo
How does it work?

It doesn't even matter. Metamancers will simply respec to whatever YouTube guy tells them is overpowered. The only way to fix the balance of the game for pvp is to just not balance the game for pvp. Alternatively, just make everything overpowered which they were close to doing at launch, but it might go the way of Dark Souls 3 where they nerf everything into uselessness for the sake of pandering to the pvp crowd.

>tfw just beat Malenia now I have to restart a 100 playthrough to say I beat the real game

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I don't know how the fuck people try and say the mage class isn't the easiest way to play the game, I'm doing a run right now and I just beat Morgott at level 19 after maybe 7-8 tried. Figured out I could beat Godrick with 4 flask at level 22 without summons. To think my Str/Dex build took me hours of exploration to get here and I barely have to do any of the open world content with a Mage

There's a bug where you can "instantly" cast some spells if you combo it with bestial sling or catch flame. Casting bestial sling twice immediately followed by magma breath, for example, instantly spits out a shit glob of lava without any animation whatsoever.

they are coming after rivers of blood, aren't they?

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You cast a running catch flame and quickly select another spell like Dragonclaw and spam the cast for that one. The second spell wont have a startup animation.
Some spells (like dragonclaw) wont have an Animation at all and come out pretty much instant which is broken af. The catch is that they will only use the range of the catch flame spell. Its still pretty broken

>balance patches for a single player game
unless they're buffering the 80% of weapons that cant compete then it's fucking trash. fuck pvp niggers since they use cheat engine anyway. it's stupid to even consider these vermin.

I'm guessing Rivers and Mohg's Spear get nerfed. Hopefully Moonveil too.

why does nothing ever get buffed?

Checked

so bosses still have huge ass health pools then?

hopefully those experts refund all materials people used to upgrade those weapons, god i hate internet, taking all the fun away

I’m playing an INT/DEX build and the game is legitimately too easy, first time I’ve ever felt this way about a FromSoft game. Glintstone Pebble and Arc are overtuned.

>Katanas, the soul of glorious Nippon
>Ever getting nerfed
You're funny user, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

>Carian Retalitation is definitely getting fixed
When was this seen publicly? You have to remember with consoles they take days if not weeks to certify a patch. So you can bet your ass that only week 2 bugs are going to be fixed while anything after that will still be there.

They buffed shields and a bunch of sorceries last patch

Casting is only easy in the early game, and pretty much everything can dramatically outscale it. 60str with a couple buffs allows you to kill Radagon and the Elden Beast in about 10 seconds each.

I take 100 new ER threads, because that means it kills 100 Trannime porn threads

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Where are you at in the game? Nothing every beats pebble efficiency-wise, and arc is the king of crowd control, but many spells are better than pebble later on, especially for bosses where it doesn't matter if you use up all your blue flasks.

What do you want to talk about friend?

Ugh, fuck me. Hope they don't fuck anything fun too thoroughly.

I hope they make STRcucks seethe even more