THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER

THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER

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good morning sir

Shit intro and shit voice actor.

Here's your reply.

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THE POO PILER

KEK

So, has anyone tried a torch build, or a shield/shield build yet

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>the corpses with the Cursedmarks you find all have puddle of blood on their crotch
what the fuck did he do

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For the "All Knowing" he sure didn't know how he was going to beat the guy whose killed shardbearers and can never die, god this stupid fuck couldn't just do this sooner instead of wasting my time

George R.R. Martin's cameo

So we have India with dungeater and japan with land of reeds. Where else have they hinted at?

Probably shoves those seedbed curses into their testicles

To defile a corpse clearly implies doing something sexual to it. I kind of figured he was cutting off their cocks, or maybe turning their balls into the seedbed itself.

The DASTARDLY DOOKIE DEVOURER

apparently when he defiles their corpses he traps their soul in hell to be tortured for eternity, cut off from the erdtree forever. so i assume its a mix of some extremely degen cursing ritual and all kinds of torture and rape.

THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER

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Two-handing the fingerprint shield is apparently very viable.

This is clearly Martin's only contribution to the game. He is only concerned with rape and murder. He quips like a game of thrones character. Oh yeah, he also eats shit

>he is only concerned with rape and murder
sounds like your average Any Forums user.

he makes them nut the biggest, fattest nut ever
a nut so strong they nut out all of their blood too