Mario if he meal

Mario if he steel

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Power up if it meal

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Yoshi if he meal

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>eat it
>start flashing colors and running around like a retard

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damn mario makes a nice looking burger

and this is 35 something bucks?

any roast beef plates maybe one themed after Peach? would like to try, just for laughs haha

>get random pasta with veggies
>toss an edible egg decoration on it
>uhhh yeah it's yoshi themed

really?

Look pretty good. It will prob not be that cool but I definitley feel the need to go to Nintendo Land. Nintendo taught me to read. They can have some more of my money

It's $20

>fat balding eternal manchildren
>eating anything with "icky gross mushrooms"

I'm not sure how feasible it is for them to source real Yoshi meat

Reminder that Miyamoto personally approved every single thing served at these stupid parks instead of making a video game with the last few years of his non dementia addled mind

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Would you rather they send minimum wage teenagers out into the Florida swamps to hunt gators for something more dragon-themed?

I'd source yoshi's meat if you catch my drift

yes

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Mario if he peel

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>toad meal isn't mushroom themed
RUINED

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Mario if he 18 year old candy

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>be 30
>the parks have a gimmick where you rack up points by punching blocks and shit with your mario powerup band shit they give you with your entry
>realize this is a thing designed for children to have fun
>still want to do it
The pains of being a manchild...it hurts..

These don't rhyme with "real"

The American parks almost assuredly will cut out the mushroom flavor in everything, can you actually imagine Americans being mushroom flavored popcorn and eating it from this at Universal Studios?

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Lmao just have kids and live vicariously through them, or go in a big group of friends to be half-ironic about it.

>Sorry sir, you can only start eating the meal after you've taken the obligated photo of it and posted it to Snapchat and/or Instagram.

Mario if he hear, but don't care

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Mario if he zeal

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Donkey Kong if he illegal drug(eal)

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Sheesh.

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Mario if he O'Neil

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What is this anyway?

>"it's mine!"
>not "itsa mine!"
soulless pastry

Bun filed with yakisoba and cheese