Hate shit

hate shit
love prawns

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THE LOVABLE SHRIMP NEGRO

I'm sick of prawns and I'm tired of pretending I liked them

too soon, OP, too soon

love marika's tits
simple as

>15% damage resist
>stacks with golden vow
>stacks with dragoncrest tailsmen
the worst is when some jackass who doesnt understand buffs writes over your buffs with like erd tree blessin or some useless shit
i usually leave the game when they do that

simple as
Now ya buyin prawn or ya pissin off?
Buyin?
Good on you mate, 'ave a seat n grab a pint.

>eat prawn and leaden hardtear
Yeah its katana shitter killing time

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How much % damage resist you can stack ingame?

i killed him and am wearing his skin

easily 60%
its an additive effect, so you get less the more you stack

I simped over Rya and killed him

I'm sure you can get some silly shit going with boiled crab + Ironjar aromatic + endure combo.

it's a better death then being dung'd

>only black character
>thief
>excon
>rude
>obsessed with shrimp like the black guy in Forest Gump
What did Japan mean by this?

That Bubba was based.

>sells the best consumable for 600 runes
i buy like 500 everytime I see him, even the prawns are amazing and would be the best if not for crabs

>cooks crabs right in front of the giant death spitting crab in leyndell

'ate dung eater
'ate tarnished who won't piss off
'ate lizard girls (not racist just don't loik 'em)
luv marika's tits
luv me prawns
luv rya's necklace
luv crackin people in 'alf

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THE AFFABLE SHRIMP EATER

sucks that you have to kill your best friend for his bell bearing

>scams and steals snake girl
MARIKAS TITS, this guy was based as fuck.

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Rya practically gave Boggart the pendant to try and get you to kill him and take it.
Stop being idiots, Boggart did nothing wrong.