You are a the last human in the world of Splatoon. You walk out of a bunker with this equipment:
>Bulletproof armour
>Woodland camo
>Helmet with NVG
>M4A1 Assault rifle
>10 mags for said rifle
>Radio
>Bowie knife
>2 Frag grenades
>A tracker to find other humans
>last but not the least, a USB that contains a video of the entire history of the human race and our militairy might.
Objective:
>Regain the control of the entire planet back to the human race.
There is other humans but you will have to find them. No rules. Go get em champs.
>Pic related to your size
What would you do?
Ayden Howard
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Evan Garcia
RIP and TEAR until it's done.
Adam Jones
Fuck i made a typo!
>You are the last human
What i meant to type was
>You are the last human that has access to a firearm in the world of splatoon
Sorry lads
Austin Green
Spread my seed and reproduce with all the Octolings and Squidlings in spats.
Michael Gray
Peace through POWER!
Hudson Morgan
Enslave as many of them as I can, then use them to kill each other. When the population is of a sufficient size, I will kill all but a few and keep the remainder as pets (that I fuck).
Luke Smith
The inkling have fucking ink instead of bullets, what are they gonna do, annoy me to death? Honestly you just need like, a bucket of water and you'd be a walking deadly weapon.
Ethan Cooper
Huh so how will this help us get back the control of the planet?
Wyatt Barnes
Through my lineage.
Wyatt Hall
Cant they use melee weapons?
Ayden Foster
>find tartar if he's still alive
>show USB to prove im not larping
>immediately take control of Kamabo Corp
>redirect Deep Sea Denizens to HAVE to complete all tests if they want to use the railway
>throw any squatters or non test subjects out, immediately grind up the successes upon final thang collection via the subway, no room for intervention or interruption like in OE
>use NILS statue laser to nuke defenseless octarians
>steal all their tech/power eggs from them (can also turn the laser on salmonids for golden eggs too but IDK if they're power sources or just unborn salmonids)
>use octarian tech to augment and improve statue laser
>use USB drive and Tartar to recreate the deadliest human weapons, but instead of using bullets, they use ink
>nuke all of inkling society
>yoink Judd and/or Mini Judd before all of this and try to find out wtf his owner did to make him immortal, replicate that and use it on me and the rest of the surviving humans (Mini Judd would probably co-operate easier if Judd was taken out of the picture since he hates him)
>phase 3: profit
Jeremiah Johnson
Pretty good plan, except theres just one more thing. Nukes cause radiation right? Lasers burn the soil and any organic material. So when other humans walk out of their bunkers to see the planet a barren deathworld, what will they think of you? As a saint or Satan?
Cooper Gutierrez
>killing harmless inklings
>not just having some fun with them and letting them bare your children
Kys
Charles Russell
The statue uses ink to shoot the laser, and ink is the only thing that can actually kill inklings aside from water. The nukes would use ink as well, if octarians can make torpedoes and gigantic zepplins that somehow have ink in them then surely ICBM's can be the same
>unironically wanting to get NEANDERTHAL'D for some cold slimy squid pussy
No thanks
Sebastian Sullivan
Bullets aren't going to do jack shit against creatures that can turn into liquid. Linking up with tartar might be the best plan, but past that you can just leisurely gain strength and find the rest of the humans.
Michael Sanders
>NEANDERTHAL'D
>implying
user, they're small harmless squids and octolings. They literally can't hurt you.
Elijah Peterson
Commit sex with female inklings and octolings.
Jonathan Collins
Gabriel Hill
fuck Callie
Evan Nguyen
user, that only proves that our DNA is so strong it overwrites other species gene's
Nathan Green
>My dear human bretheren! Today we get our planet back! And as the first step of the plan begins today! We shall...*checks papers*... fuck Callie...
Christopher Allen
They are invertebrates on land. Not much they can do.