What it's the 1st thing you'll do at Hogwarts, user?

What it's the 1st thing you'll do at Hogwarts, user?
Surely you're not going to take advantage of the fact you can use the unforgivable curses to start removing from Hogwarts anyone who doesn't meet your 1800s Hogwarts standards, will you?

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I'm going to become the strongest wizard in the world first. Then I'll fix the problem.

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How do you even keep the general populous from using the big three curses?

Fear of Azkaban is real. Crime deterrent doesn't really work in a society where the punishment is getting to hang out with your criminal friends & not worrying about basic human needs for a while.

I'll make a 6'1 blonde dude with green eyes representing me, go Slytherin and get dark skinned female companions ONLY. Then I shall become a product of my environment and align with either the baddies or the goodies depending on who seems cooler.

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Can you actually kill students with zero punishment as long as you don't get caught a la Yandere sim? Because if so, I will now buy your game

Fuck Sebastian or something idk

Find the hottest girls in hogwarts, brew some polyjuice potions with their hair and touch myself using their body

>be Any Forumsanon
>start Hogwarts Legacy
>get sorted in Slytherin
>go to the gardens
>spot a not-white-person
>AVADA KEDRAVA
>suddenly the sky darkens
>the wind blows furiously
>5 men appear before you
>you hear one of them shout a spell
>INCARCEROUS
>you can no longer move as you are bound by ropes
>"we'll be making a long trip to Askaban, kiddo"
>a cutscene follows as you are taken to Askaban and glares at the window where thousands of dementors roam about
>credits roll
>a Game Over screen appears instead of "The End"

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Big if true.

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Hot.
JK is secretly based, otherwise she wouldn't make all bankers be hooknosed Goblins.

>Brownwarts

>What it's the 1st thing you'll do at Hogwarts, user?

I'm gonna ask Sebastian Swallows on a date and tell him I love him and kiss him and undress him and suck his cock and eat his ass and pound him hard!

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> A woman constantly wishing all men dead and seething at troons because they are winning at sports nad have more opression points than femoids ever will is "secretly based"

LMAO.

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become evil

dumb coomer. she wants you castrated, if not killed. Adding a goblin banker doesn't mean shit if she sucks globohomo cock whenever possible
>muh gay dumbledore
>muh hermione is brown

dey hea

Find a fujo Ravenclaw Tomoko look alike and eat her carpet

fuck off farquaad

I will make a Slytherin chad and assert my dominance over the lesser houses

>DEH hea

Worth it

Hold up is that a live action adaptation of Junji Ito's work? Can i get sauce?

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It's the movie Mama, it's pretty old.

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it's more fun to bully them until they remove themselves

>Sebastian Swallows
What were they thinking?

Oh, thanks