I love Mae, I wish she was real and was in love with me.
I love Mae, I wish she was real and was in love with me
Elijah Brooks
Christopher Price
She's not.
She wouldn't be.
She's fat.
She's ugly.
She has no life goals.
She flunked college despite being given the opportunity to make something out of her self.
you're attracted to this.
you deserve to suffer the consequences of lacking self-respect.
Jackson Clark
I can fix her
Aiden Lewis
I can fix her
Sebastian Campbell
You can't save someone from themselves.
Jaxson Smith
I could fix her (if she was real)
Luis Hill
I can fix her
Nicholas Sullivan
Very good, HOWEVER
Owen Rodriguez
NOOOOO PLEASE BEAPOSTER MAKE IT STOP
I'M SORRY FOR WANTING TO DATE A FAT UGLY JEWISH CAT JUST PLEASE DON'T GAS HER!!!1!
Evan Turner
Mae is MY gf. But I appreciate the compliments :)
Zachary Parker
Make her slippers bigger
Jacob Wood
user she's imaginary, none of us can have her, or all of us can, depending on how you look at things.
Grayson Jones
that's what they want you to think
Gabriel Sanchez
We have other methods.
Mason Foster
I like the fat part.
Owen Morgan
>no nightmare eyes
I am humbly requesting you put this in the fucking garbage where it belongs.
William Turner
This is the game where the devs trolled another dev into suicide over some kind of feminist/tranny bullshit isnt it?
Jason Nguyen
Haha, yeah. Who would ever want to be around someone like that? You're totally right, user. Totally right...
Jayden Morales
No
Now make her slippers larger
Zachary Wilson
same but with Selmers
Ryan Ortiz
nobody can fix her
Blake Allen
I love Bea.
Parker Brooks
>She wouldn't be.
you can't prove that
Jack Bailey
I hold the solitary opinion that they just fucking murdered him, fakes his death by hanging and left the room for the cops to find