>chores are done
>taxes are done
>wife visiting her friends for the night
>elden ring ready to go
>grub hub order on the way
Chores are done
Bentley Jones
Christopher Kelly
Im glad you're having a good night user :)
Aiden Ramirez
based
Angel Clark
Does your wife's friend happen to be a man? Either way, glad to hear you're enjoying Elden Ring. I sent me girlfriend off to be pounded by Chad while I try to kill Radahn for the 23rd time this week.
He's way too hard. I really think they should buff Hoarfrost Stomp back up and let you summon ashes anywhere.
Seriously, this shit is so fucking unfair.
Jose Ward
>>grub hub order on the way
Jose Scott
Your wife is getting fucked by tyrone.
Henry Cook
enjoy brother
Landon Edwards
>Chores
How old are you?
Noah Jones
>paying 35.99 plus tip for a $20 food order that will be cold when you get it
Just go pick it up you lazy fuck
Ian Walker
You know adults still have to clean the house and shit right?
Gavin Parker
If you're a single guy then there is really nothing else to waste money on besides entertainment, food, and convenience. So even though it's a giant waste of money, it's still worth it.
Caleb Butler
your wife is getting fucked bro
Colton Long
more time for games then
Levi Price
why do all stories like this have to mention the wife is away?
Jose Watson
based
Evan Diaz
based
Michael Nguyen
>mommy cleans my basement and room while I game 24/7: the post
Jack Peterson
Yeah, it's gamer time
Christian Walker
The delivery fee is worth less than my time. I pay for delivery on things that are a block away.
Joseph Foster
But OP is not single morgel. He said he has wife that went out with friends
Mason Rivera
Who else here /hungoverbutabouttostartdrinkingagain/?
Cooper Ortiz
wives are basically children until you have actual children
Noah Sanders
Meee
Gabriel Evans
what did you order user? I hope you enjoy your food!
Ian Hughes
>chores are not done
>taxes are not done (neet)
>no wife
>elden ring ready to go since 5 am
>tendies
Eli Brooks
because rightwingers have a cuckold fetish.
Camden King
elden ring done. now time to finally complete demon souls or maybe sekiro
Dominic Price
WHAT A LIFE
Leo Anderson
>grub hub
I like you user but food delivery services are trash unless provided by the restaurant.
What did you get?