Hello, I am Robert Edwin House. I am an extremely intelligent businessman and I have decided, having never met you before this moment, to trust you with my secrets, unrestricted access to my home, and a position personally carrying out my will. Obviously you are qualified for this position having been previously ambushed and shot in the head. And of course your character is not in doubt; I am an excellent judge of character as demonstrated by the fact that your predecessor betrayed and tried to overthrow me. Have I mentioned I am extremely intelligent?
Hello, I am Robert Edwin House. I am an extremely intelligent businessman and I have decided...
Benjamin Cruz
Blake Cox
[Speech 100]: Can't you see that you should fucking kill yourself?
Cameron Nguyen
I wish someone made a mod that when you keep House alive you can harvest his semen, impregnate yourself and raise a Robert Edwin House Jr. as the next king of the Wasteland.
Kevin Evans
user... is everything okay at home?
Eli Ross
HELLO I AM MODUS
Golden enclave is canon
Oliver Brown
No, it's not, but thank you for asking!
James Stewart
good morning sirs
Josiah Morgan
Jason Sullivan
>having never met you before this moment
He did, through Yes Man.
>to trust you with my secrets
He doesn't share any secrets until you become more intimate and loyal towards him.
>unrestricted access to my home
Surrounded by killer robots, and House isn't personally there, so he's in no danger.
>I am an excellent judge of character as demonstrated by the fact that your predecessor betrayed and tried to overthrow me
He literally explains this in the game.
0/10 didn't even try.
Thomas Gray
Hello sir! Remember to not redeem the new Vegas!
Luis Murphy
Yes
No
[SPEECH 10/20:] If you are so intelligent, why did Benny outsmart you?
>[INTELLIGENCE 101/100]: FUCK YOU NIGGER
Mason Taylor
>and House isn't personally there, so he's in no danger.
Have you even played the fuckin game? This is bait or you're fucking retarded. Pick 1
Brody Turner
Charles Diaz
Hot
Elijah Johnson
Yeah dude it's totally reasonable that a courier is gonna be able to hack a master terminal to reach the fortified main chambers where he's in. You dumb motherfucker.
Jackson Walker
Courier not only survived two shots to the head, he also made it to New Vegas without any help, at this point House knew that the courier is almost as important as the chip
Connor Jones
I wish modding this game wasn't such a 400 IQ maze of dead link and 80% of the content gated behind finding a 10 year old forum post on the Wayback machine.
Logan Brooks
Only the strong should survive and only the smart should rule.
Luke Mitchell
House has securitrons inside the penthouse and you need to hack his terminal.
Cameron Fisher
>what are stealth boys
>what is science skill 100
>what is is just a fucking video game and you are arguing about something so utterly inane that I'm actually impressed at the level of autism you are displaying.
I mean, dude you can just say you haven't played the game. It's okay, no one will judge you.
They will, however, judge you for being a cantankerous killjoy for no reason other then to make yourself feel just a tiny bit better about your pathetic existence but that's a whole other thing.
Have a good life, or kill yourself so nobody ever has to read the retarded shit you feel the need to type. Either way, I don't really care. I'm off to fuck your mom.
I'll take EMOTIONAL DAMAGE for $2000, Alex.
:)
Juan Rogers
see
Jaxson Myers
I've seen this facial expression before.