He plays on easy mode

>he plays on easy mode

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i play on nightmare mode

I now automatically associated lots of make up with being a tranny.

Hopefully if enough people start thinking this way, we can bump up their suicide rate just a few points more.

>she lives on easy mode

Same.
Based... It never ends...

Alanah is a miracle of the universe and best girl!

>be australian
>life on easy mode
Pick 1 mate.

Why are you so hateful? Is it because you're a virgin?

>ywn be her
why live

?

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I can't be a virgin cuz I was fucking your mum last night #rekt

Move here mate then tell me that

my mom is now ash scattered across mt everest so I find this skeptical

this but also I want to marry her

da dingus ate me tike

Is it really that bad?

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Are you American?

If so imagine every state is like California and that should give you an idea of how fucking shithouse it is.

No, I'm not.
Isn't California among the most wealthy states?

5-10% overpriced hellzones and the rest comfy wilderness and farmland/rural towns? Based

>singapoor 5th
what a load of bullshit

this little blue card here says "Disability Support Pension", trust me australia is not a bad place to live unless you're poor

I live here and have no idea what you're babbling on about. At most maybe Melbourne and Sydney can be considered like that.

Why does Iceland have Norwegian flag?

Disabling Alanah with your cock...

>be uncharismatic and unfunny
>but also be slightly attractive so you keep falling upwards
>single-handedly kill funhaus
>get handed a cushy "writing" job for item descriptions
>also have "chronic fatigue" so she can basically decide to stop working whenever she wants and play the disability card

>At most maybe Melbourne and Sydney can be considered like that.
Fuck off cunt, every major city is like that, it's just ramped up to 11 in pozzburne and Shitney

I don't know how to explain it then. Basically everyone's a fuckwit in their own special way down here, the urbanites are progressive fuckwits, the rural cunts are bogan fuckwits and the government is run by a bunch of them.

>5-10% overpriced hellzones
I fucking wish. You know how your housing bubble popped in 2008? Ours never did.

please tell me she has a big uncut cock please

>every major city is like that
I still don't know what you mean by "like that". What the fuck are you talking about? Places like Adelaide, Darwin, and Perth are fine

>Places like Adelaide...and Perth are fine
No they aren't lol

>Darwin
I said major cities

You're an idiot