ROBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ROBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what did he mean by this?

MY NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

ZANZIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRT

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Honest european getting felled by vicious slant eyed japanese manlet with questionable technique...
I'll never forgive from software for this affront

We all know how shit the Sekiro dub is, but I actually heard they even mistranslated this. In game shit suggests the armored knight is actually of portugese descent and so his son's name probably wasn't Robert, but Roberto.

I thought they tilted the room for that scene and he was actually standing straight. No chance he has enough strength in his calves to prop himself back up or prevent himself from falling over just because his shoes are nailed to the floor.

He used to do it live on stage, too.

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I'm sure most people couldn't beat him first try, so you could say the sekiro won because he's immortal

>This literally mindbroke boomers
kek

No way this is real, 10/10 post otherwise

Wtf? I'm more surprised by the dude in the grey suit. He's not even standing straight, but is a little bit hunched over making this even harder to get back up from.

Sekiro's localization in general is terrible

Translations always falter when it comes to shit like that. If the armored knight had spoken portuguese the english dub would've probably translated that into english as well.

>Roberto, forgive me.

I liked Owls and Isshins voice better in ENG

Robert was his son with some health problems. So he brought him to the Senpou Temple to get some help, as the monks were renowned for a rejuvenating water= basically a miracle. But in return they tasked the armored warrior with guarding the bridge. Why? Cuz they didn't want anyone to know what they were really doing, that is experimenting with something that is perverse, not the way of the Buddha. They were corrupted monks. Literally kidnapping children and experimenting with them. Like they would kill them and apply the rejuvenating water to bring them back. All died except the little girl in the inner sanctum. Little Robertoooo is also long gone, but his father, the armored warrior still thinks he is still alive and will be healed. That's why he screams when is falls down, knowing he didn't do his job protecting the bridge. He also didn't know the monks were corrupted. Sad story desu.

>Cut
>I need you to really sell me on the "Roberto", just hammer it out, remember you're in a lot of pain, remorse
>Okay rolling. Action

Which item text do I need to read to get this story?
Is it the dung pie or the gold tinged excrement?

Robert's firecrackers.