If you buy the Hogwarts game in spite of JK Rowling becoming the figurehead of a transphobic hate campaign, do me one favor: please don’t pretend you did it to “support the devs.”
1: they already got paid.
2: buying a product you wanted already is not altruism.
3: come on.
Fuck off back to twatter 'Stephanie'
If I ever saw Jim Sterling in real life, I would point a stick at him and yell "YUWILLNEVERBEAWOMANUS" to spice up my life after being exposed to one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
I don't want to fuck trans people therefore I am considered transphobic therefore I don't care
I'm jerking off to Emma Watson right now
I’m only thinking about it to play a dark wizard and make evil choices until a better game comes out
ahh yes the hate campaign. Can i see all the times she advocated for violence?
The only reason I might buy this game is because JK Rowling is 100% right about the transgender movement.
Am tired of being the good guy dark wizard here I come.
Based Ode to Emma Watson
I would dive into a pool of rusty nails and New Delhi sewer water while a rabid hamster is clamped on to my nutsack for dear life just to be mauled by a pack of rottweilers after I crawl out of the pool just to sit in the same chair her mother did back in her 5th grade english class
I would drive a bulldozer through 5 orphanages just so i could snort her fathers pubes through a crackpipe on my son's graduation
I would let my balls be attacked by one thousand hornets for 10 years just to eat a cookie that was made by a baker who sees her walk by his bakery most days of the week.
I would let 100 black anaconda'd men run a train on me, call me Danger Boy, bukkaki in a 10 gallon jug in which i will consume over a course of 2 hours just so i can get a taste of the poop of the girl who have had touched the receipt that she handed to her during her shift at hooters.
I would insert barbed wire into my dick hole, tying the other end of it to an angry, bucking wildebeast while I floated around in an overflowing septic tank for 3 years, just for the chance to murder a podiatrist from her home town, remove his skin, crawl inside his skin and sew it up around me, and wait for the 1 in million chance that she'd make an appointment with me and I get to inspect her toenails.
I love Emma, and I always will
how long ago was this picture taken? 10 years ago?
it's gonna be cool and bonding me and my trannyfriends admitting after a few drinks we pirated harry potter as a guilty pleasure
I can already picture the conversations
>fuck rowling we like harry potter so much why did she say that
I'll buy it just because of the tranny hate. You pathetic degenerates think you can cancel anyone that doesn't bow down and play make believe with you, fuck each and every one of you and anyone that supports you.
I miss when jim wasn't a tranny
I hate trooners
I dont care whatever JKrowling do
but I wont buy it because it is a shitty game
She's not transphobic. She's not wrong with someone being either male or female. I'll support my friends who identify as male, female, or neither. But they also know my views as well
>Med student studying to become a neurologist
Based. Want to jerk off together?
People unironically are going to rage over this bait.
Trannies are demon possessed retards.
It is no mystery why their suicide rate is so high.
Let's hope it reaches 90% soon.
>video game hurts my fee fee
Fuck off sterling bitch take your money and shut up
Remember what the RF in TERF stands for.
>not 100%