Get out of the shower

gigachad or not, the only thing that makes women reach out to you is money. Otherwise you have to do all the work you poorfag

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>what the fuck how am I still a virgin
Because you're not actually really attractive.

post a pic of yourself

I'm a fat ugly bastard, doesn't mean I can't call it as I see it. If OP was attractive, he'd have gotten laid by now.

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Guess you aren’t attractive.

Shut the fuck up Bernkastel

Kinda related but ever since I got an ear infection I've been afraid of taking showers, so I don't get water in my ear...

wear earplugs

are you trying? do you go out to meet girls?
girls won't be chasing after you unless you're very famous and rich
even the 1/10s are getting laid (with other 1/10s), but they actually try and talk to people, are friendly, etc.

I love my wife stocking!

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Hey Chris Chan

BECAUSE YOU DON'T POST ABOUT VIDEO GAMES ON THE VIDEO GAME BOARD.
POST ABOUT VIDEO GAMES AND GREAT SEX WILL COME TO YOU TONIGHT.

lazy fat fuck

mirrors are known liars
look at a picture they don't lie

>earplugs/earphones pushes earwax furthur back
It's a balancing act...anyways when is Panty and Stocky S2 coming?

6/10 guys are fucking 2/10 women nowadays kek

That's literally only a perspective thing. You're just used to looking at a mirrored image of yourself, which a picture doesn't do. Dingus

Based Supreme Gentleman post. You're a virgin because you're probably autistic.

just tape up your ears bro its fine

that's the catch the perspective everybody looks at you isn't the same of you looking yourself in the mirror and is closer to a camera lens

why the FUCK does my arm do this

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Nah just gotta
>not look creepy
>have a big cock
>keep it cas
Bitches love it. Anyways I'm off to go fuck bitches.

Off topic garbage.

You're retarded. Pictures are one of the worst ways to see your true face because they all distort your face depending on the quality.

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>hair coming out of a mole
Better get a biopsy on that.

you can be the most beautiful person on earth and still be a virgin if you just sit inside and post online. women aren't going to SWAT your house forcing you to fuck them

you're coping you're not photogenic aka uggo

>think I look handsome when looking at my reflection
>look like an ogre in photos

What causes this phenomenon? Good lighting in the bathroom?

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it's been years and the budget was clearly running out towards the end so i'd reckon a solid never

Rude!

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Personal experience says the opposite

>used to think I look good
>under my eyes it starts to get dark
fuk, its over

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convex lens

why is nobody posting pics of themselves

>women aren't going to SWAT your house forcing you to fuck them
why not?

You have two eyes, a camera has one.

Ever thought about having a decent sleep schedule

Can happen on moles/freckles. I'm a hairy and freckled dude so I have that shit all over.

too busy getting 5s, see look

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just an unfortunate fact of life man, I'm no happier about it than you are

They absolutely will, women are clingy and needy as fuck. They’re hornier than men.

Even my pancakes look worse on camera lol

>posting pics of yourself on a mongolian basket weaving forum

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i know that feel

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7 hours is good, right?

>Posting on Any Forums instead of having sex.
I'm not a sexologist or anything, but I'm going to guess that's probably the reason.

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this disgusting fat pig deserves a horse cock beating her pussy up

you get that from lack of sleep retard just sleep normally

Cameras are closer to reality than a mirror.

I have one like those on my arm too. Stop being autistic about it's completely normal. Just shave it if it bothers you so much.

me on the far right

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Are we ever getting a second season?

this is proven to be wrong, most camera lenses have a weird perspective.

a mirror just flips the image it is much closer than a camera which distorts the image

>not perusing /cpl/ to find an actual gf

Damn that art is revolting.