ITT: Post IRL Vidya Enemies

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Poisoned my neighboor's pitbull with a sausage filled with rat poison. Watched him barfing blood and grey stuff while smoking a good monte cristo. Tough motherfucker, he didn't even die and got up on his paws, had to strangle through the fence with a phone cable
He was an aggressive cunt, aways barking at people for no reason. Not that my poofta neighboor learned the lesson, now he's got a fucking dobermann.

Hey who gives a shit, another retarded dog, another poisoned sausage. This time i'm getting the dose right.

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kek

bros I fucking LOVE the serpent lads in volcano manor so much, they're adorable and I wish I didn't have to murder them.

When I first got there and I was looking at the first serpent enemy you meet thinking "aw look at him, he's got weapons too" and then he did his EXTENDO SLINKY animation and my heart melted

I wish there was a man-serpent ash of war with the sword and shield ones

Well yeah they're going to war and can possibly die

I will never understand that absolute autism retards like you have with a dog breed

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The hottentot venus must have still been a 1 in a 100,000 freak example of fat ass genes even among her own fat ass people surely.

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This never happened you edgy cunt

i wish i had a hedgehog

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What a dick.

MY ANACONDA DON'T

The shitbull owner fears the poisonchad.

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shitbull niggers coping hard

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That didn't happen

Looks like a friend if you ask me.

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Wats his game plan here?

He looks like he's about to harm touch some poor elf in Cazic Thule.

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That happened.

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to devour, join as family

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