Why aren’t you playing Overwatch, user?

Why aren’t you playing Overwatch, user?

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i love mei

get anal pregnant get anal pregnant get anal pregnant

the only way you could convince me to play that shitty game over tf2 is if mei weighed 600 pounds.

But how would it change gameplay?

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reflects projectiles

1sex

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because its just tf2 if made by dykes

Mei is a (white) baby making machine.

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Mei was never fat, neither her in game model nor official art.

Mei isn’t fat you coolers/tumble trash.

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Because I got drunk on Wednesday night and told this girl I usually play with she had a fat ass and she texted me a picture of it a few minutes later and I'm too much of a sperg to keep up the flirting we had going on now that I'm sober

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She should be

I think mei is beyond understanding
-love
Smoked cock

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>kindle

I live in a heavily-asian area of southern california. I have personally met probably 5000 asians in my life and walked past 10 times that many.

The number of times I've encountered an asian female with a body type like Mei's is less than 10. I will forever hate blizzard for making this character that has such immense coomer appeal to my brain that it's as if she were created in a lab just to make me want to fap, and yet made her ethnicity one that simply never stores excess weight in this pattern. Asian girls don't get thick, they just get moon-faced and beer bellies. It's why their culture is so thin-obsessed, their looks go to shit if they gain any weight at all. Meanwhile, caucasian and black women store the first extra 10-20 pounds in their tits and ass and it actually looks quite good to many men.

Fuck my life. I feel sexually cornered. If someone's into Mercy or Tracer you can easily find a girl irl to scratch that itch. I could turn "find irl mei gf" into a 9-5 and it would still take me years.

I want to rub my dick between those fat ass cheeks

I just jerk off to the porn. Mostly Widowmaker because she is unmatched and deserves every ounce of cum I can give

>they made the game less fun because they wanted it to be competitive
>the competitive scene died since then
>everyone fun moved on to other games
>everyone still playing is weird and annoying
Overwatch no longer exists, there's only a shade of what it once was standing in its place.

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Any femanon here lurking and wants to talk, add me up, menhara or not.
Axem#9878

I’m a fatfag but even this might turn me back to skinny girls.

Keep doing it if you're interested in her so I don't have to see another "DURRRRR I MISSED MY CHANCE BROHS IM DEPRESSED NOW" post

I dont know i might get back into it. apex is making me want to kill myself constantly with BR and retarded balance that makes half the cast just not good, and valorant turned out to just be CSGO with abilities and i hate those kind of game. iv had more fun dealing with pic related matches than in the past 2k hours in apex.

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Amusingly enough, I actually did fire up OW today after digging around into my PC's guts to put in a buncha new shit, hard drvies, and whatnot. Feels nice to have it start up immediately instead of waiting 10 minutes. Of course, nothing I can do will fix what Blizzard fucked up in their greed, laziness, and incompetence. All the same, it can be fun to occasionally come back every once in a while and just dick around. Mostly, I only come back for events to get things for my favorite characters. Feels good to have a lot of shit for Zenyatta, Reinhardt, Torb, and my main girl Mei. I will always want Mei.

She has an amazing ass and rather generous titties, which is all she should have. All the fatfags should be ashamed of themselves for what they've done to Mei. I still remember the tumblr outrage when her Chinese skin came out. Worthless fats.

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>tfw Mei will never turn me into a quickshot just by sitting on my lap and crushing my penis with her ass
why live

So I take it this is the female equivalent of pic rel.
I don't have the version without the impact font text

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Uncle fags in a nutshell

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Mei if she was real

The free beta ended.