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Ooooooooooo elden salt.

It's funny how much this single tweet has made fromdrones seethe lol

if a coin didn't have two sides it wouldnt be worth nothin! hhhehe this is pirate Any Forums now drink yer grog and stop crying salty tears or the albatross is gonna go fer yer eyes

I wish everyone who played Elden Ring would suddenly die at the same time.

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>caelid is right above nokron and nokstella
>enemies that come out of the ground in caelid drop melted mushrooms and larval tears

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>Borderlands writer can't understand subtle storytelling
Imagine my shock

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ZANZIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRT

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I need long cutscenes to spoonfeed me with lore

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Would Zanzibart run int or faith?

>t. Zanzifaggots

>too stupid for any subtlety in storytelling... need exposition dump from a tutorial npc
Don't care didn't ask plus you're black.

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Zanzibart is Myrmidon

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE

>Keeps spamming the same image
>hehe keep seething fromdrones

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Well considering it's Snoy movie-game trannies seething originally, I don't think you can make much of an anti-fromsoft case here
>NOOOOOO I NEED 35 MINUTE CUTSCENES EVERY HOUR OF GAMEPLAY

Reminder that Myrmidon IS Zanzibart.

But you have to watch 67 hour lore videos to understand their deep connections

Cope fromdrones lmao and don't forget to dilate

>when a joke tweet you make has better writing and lore than your games

But the Myrmidon doesn't know that. He's was cursed with amnesia and forced to guard the Lost Amphitheater. All that he was left with were illusions of his former self, who he came to consider a mentor.

>HELLO MITSUBISHI SAN? YOUR NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS SHIT. OK, SO THERES THIS GUY, SHITEATER. HE LIKE EATS SHIT, AND HE LIKE RAPES. .....AND UH AND MAYBE HE WILL LIKE TALK TO THE PLAYER A FEW TIMES.
>SASUGA FATMAN! HE BAD GUY?? WE CAN LIKE PUT HIM IN THE OPENING CUT SCENE ALONG WITH THE WOMAN WHO SLEEPS WITH DEAD PEOPLE.
>MITSUBISHI WAIT, HOLD ON! .....WHAT IF SHE LIKE.... FUCKED THEM TO DEATH OR SOMETHING...

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Midwit take, but you're getting warmer at least.

>anti ER posters PROVEN to be discord trannies
>tries to call others trannies instead

what baffles me is the number of idiots who want an "easy mode" so they can "enjoy the story" when no game in this franchise has more exposition except for the initial cutscene and some obligatory NPC dialogue, there is no story in a sense, not for people who want to play movie-games.