Which pokemon would you want as a house pet?

Which pokemon would you want as a house pet?

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SLUGMA BALLS

why do you want someone to slug you in the balls? that's a very odd fetish

Smegma! Love that little guy.

Dunsparce

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>adopt slugma
>house burns down

Ditto.

>adopt slugma
>attract lolis to your house
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>house
it's evolution is hotter than the surface of the sun.

This little onahole foxy.

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Kirlia (male)

Mr mime
And I would make him work as my personal housemaid

Do not lewd animals.

Unironically Pikachu. They're cute, could charge my phone after some practice, and they probably don't eat much.

Not to mention they're not even Pokemon.

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Pokemon are not animals.

>pokemon keeps locked in the vent
isn't this slavery

No, it's the Flintstones.

Living close to the equator every Ice-related pokemon would be a blessing to me

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pet with benefits

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I could kill for some brainfreeze on a waffle cone right now

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H

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>watches her in bathroom while she bathes
>and when shes sleeping
What a chad

Do you think it watched her poop?