I have contemplated suicide at times until I realized Sonic exists. I almost killed myself until my brother let me play Sonic Adventure 2 on his GameCube. If Sonic was real, I'd be his husband. I'm gay for Sonic. I've chosen to not get a girlfriend because that would upset Sonic. Only He can turn me on. And yes, I implied Sonic is a God right there. Sonic is the only thing worth living for. Without the existence of Sonic rule 34, I'd be dead by now.
I am the #1 Sonic fan
Aiden Thomas
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Eli Martin
>mfw reading this adventurfag fantasy
I'm so glad I'm a sane classic sonic enjoyer
Ryder Robinson
Fuck Classic Sonic. It has no Big the Cat.
Leo Stewart
Liam Jenkins
Shadow killed himself, why can't you?
Christian Kelly
Based
Mason Thomas
I want to be in an orgy with me, Sonic, Shadow and Big.
Jaxon Campbell
No one can tell me what to do!
Isaiah Turner
Lost Worlds is a solid 6/10 and I don't hate all of it.
Cameron Cruz
Gabriel Gutierrez
Holy shit I fucking love this shit so much, it's the only type of shit that makes me laugh anymore. I've gone full circle to being a stupid child and I don't fucking care anymore.
Jace Green
to this day i still can't fathom what was so exciting about mafia that he just had to keep playing. maybe this game was the pinnacle of video games to him as far as he had experienced.
Dominic Wilson
Colton Morris
He has severe aspergers and adhd, he became so hyper-fixated on playing the game that he was actually shitting himself. People like him literally only have absolutely zero focus or 120% focus on what they're doing to the detriment of everyone around them.
Nathan Murphy
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Joseph Lewis
God I want to ravage Amy, preferably in front of Sonic
Also the Tails' gf from Sonic Boom in front of him
Jeremiah James
Eli Hughes
upvote
Chase Morris
Jaxson Nguyen
There's a joke here about eating and fasting being opposite things.
Ethan Morales
I eat myself to death so Sonic can fast