Melina who?

>Melina who?

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The finger maiden

>an entire game of witches and a side character in a game about knights is going to mog them all
Sad day for 'arry potta fans

What were they thinking releasing this so close to elden ring?

what's with that guys' prepcore-ass fuckboy haircut?
he looks like he should be in slytherin

Rannitrannies and Melinawhos on suicide watch
Potterchads just stole GOTY

>sauce is a sports manga
Ugggh I hate sports manga.

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if you do this for me,
then we have a big party!

Does this game have a release date yet?

Take this one instead

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there is no sex version of this paper cartoon?

If only I too would be blessed by memory loss as I am cursed with the knowledge of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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Can you blame her?

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This image never fails to make me smile, somebody always bites bc its so dumb.

>Clifford for President
based

Based.