You DO have a gamer gf that helps you git gud, right Any Forums?

she didn't even level his character up jusy grinded runes that he could waste on whatever he wanted
touch grace

500k runes, each run there is 2k, she did the run 250 times, if it takes around 30 seconds to make each run she farmed around 2 hours and 5 minutes

>tfw no gf

Do you think a woman would be smart enough to think of and use the quick method?

You don't touch another man's save file. It's a sacred bond.

I bet there's a pile of unwashed dishes and 3 loads of dirty laundry that needs doing.

that farm is decent for the point of the game but it's not worth grinding it when you can get the 2 mil per hour one later

HAHAHA you know that's true

Fags truly need death.

>sahw (no kids)
>she's not been doing her chores around the house
>have to do it every time i get in from work
>1 week pases with not much changing
>elden ring comes out
>finally a nice new form of escapism from my life
>come home from work
>house messy, dishes need doing, dinner needs cooking
>"hey babe, sorry I didn't have time to do chores, BUTTT i did grind out that game you've been playing so much"
>stuck with her because i feel pity
>mfw

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>be retard who got married
>come back from work
>Wife telsl me she raped my savefile because she thought it was good
>Also the dinner isn't ready and i notice she didn't do the laundry today

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true autist

the responses in this thread are saddening

O, seek grace, O, seek grace
furthermore O, seek grace, O, seek grace

fag

Women are evil, you are better off that way trust me.

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Considering those are the only ways to farm decently in Elden Ring, yeah I'd believe that. Elden Ring is a google game the husband 100% bitched about souls at one point. You niggers would be extinct if a woman who can google is involved.

This is why you don't get married and do all your own chores. If you want something done correctly, do it yourself. Other people are ALWAYS more incompetent at doing your shit then you.

Cope roastie

Dude could easily off himself and not get the bloodstain. Getting back 15k ain't shit.

>hey im just taking a cute pic

My ex gf was one of these. They literally cant stand to see you happy. We were locked down together in the same for the height of the covid scare and this bitch STILL had the nerve to complain that we dont hang out enough lmao

>now he can't beat the game
prison sentence for breaking a woman's jaw

I didn't think anyone would actually use the mic that came with the PS4.

that's just playful teasing you autists

>consoles

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when i read this the first time i thought the guy was going out with a 12 year old for some reason

>use ps4 controller on PC
>Xbox inputs

>die to an enimy
>die to an enemy again
>runes gone
if you're worried Any Forums will think you're cheating.

>leveling up
no shit it's cheating

>think that's cute
>read thread
>several permavirgin posts that I can't tell anymore if it's a joke or not
I...I'm outgrowing this place, no....NO

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>femoids are matu-
youtube.com/watch?v=2AXf5vjQV-w

Congratulations, you evolved into a Redditor!

Only if you put them in vigor : )

Hell the fuck no, this shit is just so played out, it's unfunny as shit now, maybe not growing out, bored is probably the better word. We didn't used to be this intensely predictable.

and you devolved into a retard, what's your point?

Not him but you retards that scream reddit probably think about that place more than the people who use it.

he won't beat it

see you tomorrow, faggot
damn bro just take her to the fucking lake
if you're not SL1 then you're not playing the game.

>Cleanrot without the cape
Absolutely awful. Terrible fashion sense.

Thanks for ruining the experience?

Never said I was leaving, retard

MY TRUCK IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE

>devolved

Not everyone is a cuck like you user.

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yOu rUiNeD tHe eXpErIeNcE

but then you'll proceed to sit on a cliff and shoot a bird for six hours straight and grind runes on your own

honestly she did it the RIGHT WAY. she gathered the runes and then didn't use a single one, allowing him to choose what to do with them, or even use them at all. the only experience that was ruined was the experience of running up and down a cliffside dodging boulders for hours.

This enrages me to no end

thats banished knight set retard

My gf don't help me get good, but we do game with each other a lot. She got me into monster hunter and other games. Both of us is playing elden ring atm. Both help each other with certain bosses

not everyone is a virgin like you user

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My step brother has his wife and kids grind his Runescape account and watch his bots while he's at work