You didn’t beat it

You didn’t beat it.

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You're right i'm still playing it

>paid for sex
you never had sex

Correct, I had sex with a prostitute instead.

lol her potbelly is bigger than her tits

Sorry you wasted your time and likely more money to reach the same goal.

yeah, that's the joke, good job

I have spent the last three days invading, I haven't made any progress towards finishing the game

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paid sex is better than unpaid sex

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>entire board still seething about cheesing 3 weeks later
You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.

Says the cheater who achieved a high rank
Says the person paying for a fake accreditation
Says the guy buying a name engraved trophy

Says the loser huffing copium that typed this post

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I've been using prostitutes since 2019, on an average of one sexual encounter per month.
Does that mean that I'm still a pure virgin?

>he tips the valet driver
I wouldn't let a woman drive my car let alone pay her to park it.

>hasnt beaten it within the last 3 months
back to square one

You pay for pussy one way or another

Does it count if it was with a guy but I didn't have to pay for it?

I somewhat regularly go to massage parlors for a tug or BJs. I'm actually kind of buddybuddy with mamasan at one of them and get full service there for cheap.

Cope harder lmao

let me put it this way

the pathetic number of times youve had sex is closer to that of a virgin, than a normal guy who lets be generous, started hooking up with chicks around the age of 16-17 and never really stopped

Let me guess, you are fat and gross?

Let me guess, you fell for the "just lift bro" meme?

Not particularly. Mostly I just wanted a cheap massage one day and when she flipped me she just went for it and I didn't stop her. Been doing it ever since.

Yeah, that's right, incel, you've never had sex.
>t. sexless incel virgin

Not him but yeah, I use prostitutes frequently and I'm indeed fat and gross.

>Just lift bro
I'm also short so I see no reason to exercising.

Dilate

>summomed mimic
>used sorcery
>used mimic
>beated the game
>paid for russian and chinese escorts
>had sex
have a good day tryhards

>he doesn't know
short people always look bigger with way less work. It's not fair for people above 6'

lel
the payout for tall guys is much more worth it
manlet gains are a joke in the long run