Accidentally sent a video my erect penis ejaculating to my father

>accidentally sent a video my erect penis ejaculating to my father

I'm fucked, he is at work right now but is home soon

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Nobody does this

how do you even manage to "accidentally" do this? are you retarded?

I do this and look like this.

I was meant to send it to my friend as a joke

you never sent a message to the wrong person by mistake

prepare your asshole

He's coming for that bussy

I do this and I smell like this as well, OP.

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He confused 'dad' with 'daddy'.

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

At least put some effort into your shit stories you damn soiboi.
You are not a woman, you have to do the work.
You’ll never achieve anything in life with that attitude.

>redditjak
Go Back

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even then, how do you fuck this up?
also, gay

>a message
probably, but that's very different than fucking dick video. the bigger the consequences for fucking something up the more you have to be cautious.

Excuse me?

You should have said
>this is how much i love you, dad

I accidentally emailed porn to my mom from the last link I had saved in my clipboard and not the link I tried to send. I got away with it too because I knew her email password and nuked it a minute later.

>Son we need to talk, lets go to kitchen
>is it about me accidentally sending a video of my erect penis ejaculating?
>Dad stops pouring wine into a second glass, his face sad.
>accidentally?

>spongedog the edgehog
you're a nigger

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What's with all the cock spam today

KWAG (Kek What A Gem)

You know what must be done, user.

Stay on r*ddit where you belong, cancerjak

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>Stay on r*ddit where you belong, cancerjak

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>implying your tiny wh*te penis isn't a single pixel in the picture
you'll be fine OP

gem