I love these jars like you wouldn't believe
I love these jars like you wouldn't believe
Liam Flores
Ian Taylor
Samuel Kelly
seeing them the first time must have been very jarring
Jordan Hughes
the fabled cum jars
Camden Hernandez
SoldJars
Joseph Adams
fuck this stupid cunt whore
>LOL I JUST SPAM BLUE STUFF AT YOU WHEN YOU TRY TO HEAL OR RECOVER STAMINA XD
Brayden Barnes
I suck at these games but this boss was easy as fuck. I didn't use summons or cheese with war ashes. How did you even get hit, all the attacks are super telegraphed?
Mason Sanchez
Did you know that they all are voiced by Jared Leto?
William Howard
wow you chad, epic
Dominic Foster
This was probably the only boss I beat so far without summon cheese. Was still a bitch though good luck user.
Aaron Johnson
thanks man will try her again now and will keep trying until she is dead. will post when done
Caleb Parker
I wish they had for jar npc. Everything is so boring in this game save for a few quests.
Easton Taylor
get a spear, why would you fight a cavalry with a axe on foot?
Jackson Long
I did use cheese. Unleashed my wolfs on her and they pinned her against the wall while I killed her with magic boulders. Finished the fight in 20 seconds and didn't take a single hit.
Nicholas Edwards
wow what a meaningful quote holy sHIT yes im being sarcastic
incredible writing from HACKAZAKI
Xavier Thomas
this isn't total war, it's elden souls
Gavin Miller
Built for poaching
James Hernandez
where does miyazaki get his ideas?
Thomas Parker
here, i gave up and will level a little more, this bitch just 2 shotted me
Isaac Green
I've just been throwing them at dogs, they're alive?
Adrian Richardson
>Somehow miss Stormveil and end up at Liurnia
>Wander to find the Carian Manor
>Encounter hostile Living Jars
>"Oh so these are the jar enemies I keep seeing on the load screens"
>Kill them all, move on
>Wind up in Caelid later
>Enter a mine
>Open a door in the mine to find a huge living jar standing there
>Nearly attack it on instinct before the target lock doesn't register and it talks to me
>He says something about some festival or whatever
>Leave the mine feeling weirded out
Parker Ramirez
Good for you?
Nathan Turner
>he doesn't know alexander's questline was updated last night
>he doesn't know about the poacher
>he doesn't know the true ending of the questline
I'm sorry user...
Luke Collins
Who's the poacher? Was it me?
Austin Bell
wtf go hug him
Lincoln Wood
the jar questline is even more sad now or what?
Lincoln Young
why can there be a whole town full of non-interactive but friendly version of those meme jars and a whole sidequest line dedicated for a prominent character constantly shilled NPC rep for them but not for /our/ guys? all they got was some boring no leg having human variation of them
Chase King
Jars don't have souls.RSWMJ
Charles Ward
No, go to jarburg and give Alexander's innards to the new jar npc there to continue the quest.
Yes but I think it ends Diallos and Alexander's quest well.
Jeremiah Turner
I think I might have mmurdered everyone in Jarburg pre patch.
Parker Bell
What the fuck?
Henry Rodriguez
I did, but who broke the jars? It was probably me I break those guys all the time.
William Rivera
Not entirely sure, I completed the quest after I beat the game. I wonder if there's a way to stop whoever it is before it happens.
Luis King
They'll get a whole DLC
Nathan Richardson
Sorry, not sorry.
Ryan Scott
It was me, I'm the Loathsome Jar Breaker.
Jordan Watson
I heard he got it at Ralph's
Liam Powell
>"well buddy thanks for getting me out again, I will see you at the volcano"
>can't find him
>on the map he's still on the cliff at Liurnia
man wtf I thought the new patch was supposed to make this shit easier
Blake Wilson
I think there's a field boss you need to beat at the mountain before he moves? Can't remember exactly.
Ryan Foster
Might be tied to overall story progress as well