Why are you maidenless, Any Forums?

Why are you maidenless, Any Forums?

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Kill yourself

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I'm not, I've had my balls drained every day for years by my stacey GF

Because I'm only attracted to black girls and live in an area where they are rare.
At this point I'm honestly considering just outright importing a maiden from Kenya or Nigeria.

I wish I had known beforehand that I could've summoned her for Morgott. I would have loved to have fought side by side with her.

Imagine spending your time with someone else and they're their own person and stuff.

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>(Y) Touch Fia's feet

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read as Deathbed Smells lol

Why do enemies make fun of you for being maidenless? Is it social commentary?

I would wear them

I wish.

Where do you get it.

Because i still live with my parents and I'm short

what? how?

It's just a sign right next to the fog gate

based

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i'm not, have 3 kids too which is why i am progressing through elden ring slow as fuck because i barely have time to play

why does it say phia instead of fia?

also why does she die after i kill the red electro dragon in her head

because its cut content retardo

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