Boss has overpowered bullshit moves

>Boss has overpowered bullshit moves

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>getting angry at Bullshido builds
git gud

>tutorial guy is the final boss
>you can't beat him

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What is the point?

brutal mog

Huh? What do you mean what is the point? He defeated a guy in his prime while sitting down and being an old fat fuck himself, that seems like a very good point to learn how to control Chi energy.

>boss has one shot grab

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You should watch Ranton's Shaolin videos. He explains why some schools do this. Usually it's just to show respect to a former master who is too old to do an actual skill exhibition.

How the fuck is patronizing former masters and making them look like total clowns respectful?

What about the guys who then go on to challenge MMA fighters thinking they're really doing something and get their faces caved in?

woah what Steven seagal's movie is that

Why isn't the teacher respecting their own selves? They were never legit to begin with, that's why.
My teacher was still a threat even when he was dying of cancer.

Honor culture bullshit

the explanation doesn't make it any less stupid. Just accept you are 90 years old

funny the amount of muscles to pull that strength needed would occupy a space liek thrice that old man occupies.

They actually convince themselves of having supernatural powers, i wish i was kidding

you mean they make dumb video s to convince normalfags they don’t have powers, then the midwits go
>hurr durr tfw too intelligent for super powers
and get their shit wrecked by a kamehameha

keep going

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this webm basically shows what we are doing when we play vidya, we are the fat guy and the other guy is an npc in a game

>boss makes you panic dodge

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>boss attacks without warning

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wouldn't he have gotten the shit bitten out of him for doing that

>Boss moves faster over dangerous terrain

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Haters will say this is fake

Assuming they were dumb enough to let him get them both in an incredibly unlikely choke, they're both still armed, rather than flopping for thirty seconds one of them could pull a knife and stab the fuck out of him.

>boss attacks counter every move you have

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isn't this a baki character

why does this happen? Why do martial art schools like this pop up all over and why do they join the act and keep pretending? They even fool them self in to believing it. Whyyyyyyyyy