Best romances in vidya thread. I'll start...
Best romances in vidya thread. I'll start
Waiting for you to start
When are you starting? Because all I see is some gross hideous desert whore mutt that is extremely entitled, annoying and bitchy and breaks up with V in the Sun ending despite the fact he has just 6 months left to live.
Panam is probably THE worst romance option out there.
Cullen is the best and he says GAY RIGHTS!
jesus bro have sex (with a woman)
No why tf would i want to get near a gross bleeding front hole? If you like them so much and think women are so great then why do you incels not go have sex with women instead of masturbating all day to anime and child porn?
Reminder that she has a penis
Good, at least someone in the relationship will
What the fuck is wrong with you fags? This is supposed to be a comfy thread about virtual loves...
It's not my fault she has a penis. It's OP's
> This is supposed to be a comfy thread about virtual loves...
If you want it comfy then start posting men and stop posting gross bleeding front holes. Women will never love you, neither in real life nor in fiction, seethe incel.
>Nothing but flirting
>Only added in a DLC due to faggot writer who sees a short race and immediately thinks of children
>Makes it so Bioware can't ruin it and you fill in the blanks of how it is between the two of you
Bioware?
>It's just medieval Shinji and Asuka.
Yeah, except they get a happy ending.
Would help to add the pic. Don't be sleep deprived and post m8s.
I think the pedo is talking about Harding
Fictional women do love the MC who is me so you're factually wrong
but she don't
I genuinely really liked the writing of the relationship between BJ and Anya
Ignore him, he's a flaming faggot that even other gay people find repulsive so takes his frustration out on a Cantonese condiment appreciation forum.
She was the only cutie in that game but I don't see how this counts for a best romance
>Fictional women do love the MC who is me so you're factually wrong
No user, they don't love you, nobody will ever love you. Stop using fictional videogame romances to pretend you have someone, it's pathetic. Panam is just a 3D model triggering audio files from a script written by a man.
Seethe.
Because most writers are terrible at romance, nothing makes a better romance than the one (you) create within your own mind.
> Such a sexless lonely schizo he starts making up fictional romances in his head with fictional videogame characters that look like little girls
Uhhh
Yes she does. It's simple equation.
>OP likes panam
>OP is a fag
>fags like penis
>therefore panam has a penis
Bastila Shan
Real women are just a combination of cells that trigger a predetermined response when encountering men with the ideal genes. That's not "real love" either and regardless I prefer the women of videogames, movies and books
Yes I also make up convos between vidya characters to flesh out the experience
That scene made my autism roil
Imagine just randomly putting your arm around someone at a campfire. Jesus.
I prefered Chleo desu but she was a slut who slept with Flynn so idk
>I prefer the women of videogames, movies and books
Because they are not real and thus they can't reject your gross incel ass and the game isn't long enough to have them cheating on you with black men, divorce raping you and driving your protagonist to suicide?
Yeah man those first person romance cutscenes fucked me up
>Yeah man those first person romance cutscenes fucked me up
Str8 men find this mutt tikki head statue hot? Holy shit.
>game isn't long enough to have them cheating on you with black men, divorce raping you and driving your protagonist to suicide?
Why are American like this?
In any case that's another reason to prefer this artifical but beautiful love than the real and well non-existable one
I despise romance in all forms
>In any case that's another reason to prefer this artifical but beautiful love than the real and well non-existable one
Damn you're such a lonely incel you start telling people you're a single loser in love with fictional videogame characters by choice and not because you have no other option, sad!
God damn I didn't know IMAX played here.
>Best romances in vidya
I'll start. Henry's come to see us!
Henry is gay and loves his cute gay boyfriend Hans!
By the time i finished her DLC she had killed 10x as many people as Henry did at that point
Join the 41% sooner rather than later.
> We want to make our game realistic, that's why we don't have black people in it
> HEY GUYS DO YOU WANNA BUY FEMINISM: THE DLC AND GO AROUND ROLEPLAYING YOU'RE A CUTE EMPOWERED TRANS WOMAN AND MURDER ALL MEN!? YAY SMASH THE PATRIARCHY!
Hack developers.
Visas if it wasn't bugged, in general romance is pretty lame in games though.
I hated Hans so much but he really grew on me as the story went on.
Heavy and Medic.
It might as well be canon.
Same, it's rare devs can write a character and make you dislike him then turn it around. Hans is a top tier bro.
Why are you twitter snowflakes so easily triggered?
>Literal spic crying about mutts
God the amount of romantic gay porn those two have is unbelievable. Team Fortress 2 truly is a gay rights game, based as fuck.
>Shinji and Asuka
>Romance
The only Eva girl Shinji has ever had a real romance with in any canon is Rei in the manga.
> I-if you find it stupid to add garbage feminism into a game running on a "HAHA WE'RE SO BASED WE HATE BLACKS!" you're a snowflake!
Ok zoomer.