Pitch your dream Evangelion video game

pitch your dream Evangelion video game

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Asuka dating sim.

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Mario and Evangelion at the Olympic Games

misato mommy milking me simulator

A non-combat focused RPG, like Disco Elysium, where you play as Shinji through the events of the TV show. You can follow the show completely accurately, or play as any sort of Shinji you want. Chad Shinji who gets a harem? Paranoid Shinji who tries to sabotage NERV and expose SEELE? Gay Shinji? Smartass Shinji?

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Being bullied by Asuka sim

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That's some bitchmade shit, nigga.

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Like you wouldn't take any of them to your hotel room if they offered

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No.

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BULLSHIT

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I hate zoomers so fucking much it's unbelievable.

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Why is there 3 men in this picture?

i love asuka!

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Big ass Asuka

big robots beating the shit out of aliens.

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>that face vs arms and legs on the leftmost one
how

An XCOM kind of game where half of it is actually fighting the angels in tokyo-3 or the geofront and the other half is downtime to prepare for the next angel fight. Stuff like dealing with the UN and SEELE to get more funding, giving money to ritsuko to develop stuff like the dummy plug system or repair damages to the evas, or managing the pilots to make sure they stay sane. The last mission would be fighting the nine mass produced evas with whatever you have left after the last seventeen angels.

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>zoomies on instagram getting unrealistic expectations on attractiveness
>zoomies on Any Forums getting unrealistic expectations on feminity
>zoomies filming each and every fuckup in high school and uploading to ticktock!
>zoomies growing up with smart phones in their hands
>BLM, troons, war, covid etc. all happening at once, crashing onto your little zoomer brain
>highest suicide rate, highest rate of mental illnesses, most virgins, fewer friends than any other generation

hahahaha your generation is so fucked

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3D brawler/action in the style of Destroy All Monsters. Has a competitive multiplayer, and a singleplayer campaign with slice of life segments between missions or fights.
The story doesn't follow the original plot- instead it ignores Third Impact and EoE entirely. It's post time-skip and focuses on an older (25-30)yo Rei and Asuka who have to return to Nerv to defend against a new wave of Angels attacking Japan, but they're both adult professionals now and have to get back into the swing of things and learn to get over each other to fight the angels.
Also nowadays instead of piloting Eva's, Rei & Asuka gain the power to grow to Eva size and have to fight the angels like that (Shinji still uses the Eva). Also they're both plumper/more full figured and their suits rip when they fight.

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If they grew up with smart phones in their hands how the fuck are they literal dogshit when it comes to filtering information compared to us?

I will always find asuka cosplay, if the girl is a cute redhead, hot as fuck and I haven't watch Eva, or any anime, since I was in middle school. Something about the red tights, red hair, and freckles....oof.