How would he have written Elden Ring?
How would he have written Elden Ring?
Easton Price
Julian Sanchez
He would have not written dung eater
Oliver Garcia
Using Comic Sans.
Lincoln Anderson
he would have been the protagonist
Robert Bell
Do you have permission to post this picture?
Aaron Gonzalez
Comic Sans is a good font and I'm tired of pretending it's not. People just misuse it horrendously.
Charles Nelson
It's amazing how he fundamentally incompatible he is with both Miyazaki and GRRM
Robert Morris
Miyazaki has more horror influences than anything.
Andrew White
Now if he wrote fire emblem
Joseph Reyes
Zanzibart...
Juan Peterson
Shittily. Howard on the other hand...
Michael Gomez
>“If someone is the enemy, it’s okay to kill endless numbers of them,” he continued. “Lord of the Rings is like that. If it’s the enemy, there’s killing without separation between civilians and soldiers. That falls within collateral damage. How many people are being killed in attacks in Afghanistan? The Lord of the Rings is a movie that has no problem doing that [not separating civilians from enemies, apparently]. If you read the original work, you’ll understand, but in reality, the ones who were being killed are Asians and Africans. Those who don’t know that, yet say they love fantasy are idiots.”
What's his problem?
Leo Reed
he is a retard that puts his own headcanon into it
Wyatt Perry
he would have written the despicable faeces consumer
Hudson Taylor
Japanese are incapable of understanding or appreciating LOTR. I say this as a weeb. It just doesn't make sense to them. It's literally too Anglo and/European.
Adam Evans
He wouldn't. He would have seen Miyazaki as a kind of subhuman gook and the gaming industry as beneath him. Furthermore, he would have been right on both counts.
Ethan Cooper
Gollum
Colton Jackson
Forgive me..Miranda...
Connor Garcia
Howard wouldn't write it either. He's Sword and Sorc/low fantasy. Not epic shit like either Tolkien or Elden Ring. And if he did write it, mages would all be only villains.
Levi Moore
This. GRRM is a jew. He can't help his own debauchery.
Joshua Murphy
Tolkien is far more grounded than Howard
Noah Russell
He would have made Astel transform into a hot lady for absolutely no reason.
Sebastian Phillips
This.
Reminder: even Miyazaki would tell you that NOTHING he's made is as complete, authentic, or as realised as LotR.
Jeremiah Nelson
Worse
Josiah Mitchell
Hayao Miyazaki's incoherent comment on the movies isn't what every Japanese thinks of lotr. Twilight Priness took influence from the movies for one.
Jace Cooper
With FAR LESS japanese faggotry.
Leo Rivera
Miyazaki is incredibly arrogant, and Japanese to boot, he would not give gaijin Tolkien credit whatsoever compared to his own work.