Got my blackbelt today in karate, pretty sure i can beat anyone on Any Forums regardless of weight and height
Got my blackbelt today in karate, pretty sure i can beat anyone on Any Forums regardless of weight and height
Ryan Moore
Nicholas Mitchell
i challenge you to Unreal Tournament 2004
Xavier White
Unless it was shotokan you just wasted your time
Brayden Brown
Good thing I have my gun license
Xavier Rodriguez
karate is shit, its useless against savage fighters
Christian Phillips
>Shotokan
More like shota can’t
Caleb Ward
Anyone who's been training kickboxing/mma for a few months can beat you up badly even with your fancy belt
Levi Carter
how does it feel to waste money and time in glorified choreography?
Levi Howard
Karate can be good, depends on what he's learning.
Dominic Brooks
>karate
so you got black belt for dancing? cool story bro
Hudson Ramirez
Shotacon is the superior school
Grayson Bennett
I have a long stick how do you defend?
Nathaniel Carter
Ive already reincarnated twice, my power is beyond your comphresion. No physical assault will affect me
Dominic James
If you think the point of getting that belt is to go online and brag about how you could beat people up you missed the point of your training entirely.
Christian Cox
Come on now. Sonny Chiba literally ripped a dude's balls off.
Oliver Butler
Oh no
*Stabs you with a knife*
He knows karate!
*Hits you with a car*
How will I ever defeat him?
*Shoots you with a gun*
Aiden Jenkins
i wanna learn karate not because i want to fight people but because i wanna karate chop bricks real good.
Daniel Myers
all martial arts are scam
look up xu xiaodong
Christopher Diaz
>black belt comes at me
>grab his belt
>tighten it until he splits in half
Better luck next time bud.
Andrew Sanders
are you a chaos chao or did your owner fuck up your third evolution?
Tyler Russell
I know words of power that will utterly destroy you
John Perry
HAVE SEX?
Brody Butler
The shit in China chi users and mystic crap is a scam. They are more legit in the west but I still think Karate is one of the worst ones you can learn. I spent middle school learning those bull shit Katas
Carter Gonzalez
nigger
Easton Morris
>tfw 6th dan equivalent in tkd
>had my own school handed down to me by my teacher
>covid hit
>completely buckled
Upside, I went to the sport side of things, and I'm doing okay now, won 3 tournaments in the last 2 years, money is surprisingly okay and I do free online lessons in my city for brand awareness and sell merch and stuff.
I want another key to heaven/kingdom of paradise game. 1 was amazing. 2 was okay, but 1 was just INCREDIBLE. The ability to fluidly chain martial arts moves made it super fun to play, you could cheese it, sure, but if you didn't fights could be pretty tough too.
It felt like the xenogears/saga combat system, but in real time, where you had to actively stack moves and strikes together to get combos going.
Sebastian Phillips
You can't hit me if I run away from you, faggot
Leo Mitchell
>Karate meme
Please go back.
Lincoln Cox
Lmao the frog wants to eat swan?
Know your place and kowtow to this grandaddy
Did you try zoom classes? Sounds Janky but my teacher did it while the pandemic was going on full force and he managed to stay afloat
Jaxson Wood
>not learning taekwondo
Jayden Murphy
meme discipline
go watch cobra kai lmao zoomer faggot
Aiden Collins
been doing BJJ for 6 years
try me faggot
Jaxson Cruz
Yeah, but can you make a woman cum?? Didn't think so, incel.
Parker Adams
Nta but he can beat a woman and then rape her. Does that count?
Hunter Evans
You don't need a blackbelt in karate to do that.
Colton Jackson
It's not a meme. TKD, MT, and Karate are full of excellent strikes. Take what works and move on to other things.
Adrian Gutierrez
No.
t. 187cm 120Kg