Why do you faggots get so upset when you read my 8th "try fingers but hole" message? I'm not gonna stop

Why do you faggots get so upset when you read my 8th "try fingers but hole" message? I'm not gonna stop.

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>I'm not gonna stop.
Based

Maybe american servers are different but in OCE its been pretty good messages

>Find random journalist throwing their asinine opinion out
>Generalize it to an entire board/population

Alright.

For me its surprise messages in the chest.

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Just don't press triangle lmfao

>online
you didn't beat the game

Why? Because you don't have the right, o you don't have right, therefore you don't have the right, o you don't have the right

>Go to painting
>Try jumping, then seek stars

>muh griefers
why are aging millennial gaym journalists so pathetic?

I still laugh when I see

try pickle seek rump

caption gay4y

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>Woman

I accidentally downvoted a couple messages because I tried bringing up the menu while still in the message and I feel a little bad about it. They where actually pretty helpful too.

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I've stopped reading them because there's so many and none of them are funny

Approval or disparage is basically the same shit I believe, where they get the "Message was appraised" health recovery bonus and the message gets a bump to the number.

Ironically, if you actually want to disparage a note, you're better of doing nothing.

Good news, they get potions/rating no matter whether you upvote or downvote.

a true life lesson

O YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT, therefore,
O YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT,
O YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT,

Amazing chest ahead

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The only messages that make me chuckle are the plump sort ones.

Sometimes messages are extremely helpful for gameplay and exploration (though perhaps a tad spoilery) while sometimes they're the complete opposite.

Messages just before a doorway usually are telling you of an ambush, in fact you don't even have to read them to know to be wary. Messages next to a tortoise almost invariably say "Could this be dog?".

all my messages were good

Also PC Gamer 2 weeks ago
>"dog", haha!

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Does anyone read those articles? Unironically I mean.

I rate good every "dog" message.
I genuinely laughed at the first "fort, night" message I saw in the game.
I feel indifferent about "secret passage" messages.

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Maiden ahead therefore offer seed

I only read them in front of boss doors, suspiciously numerous bloodstains, and in front of NPC's.

>"why is it always hole?" by girl npc

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lover ahead
therefore offer seed