>summoned >parried Gwyn >didn't cut Kalameet's tail >didn't fully explore Sen's Fortress >used Havel's ring >used Mask of the Mother >killed Ornstein first >got the Drake Sword >got the FAP ring >used the stairs in the Capra Demon fight >ever warped between Bonfires that weren't in Lord Soul boss rooms >cheesed Ceaseless Discharge >ever backstabbed an enemy NPC >used the zweihander >grinded or farmed any mob >used the sunlight maggot in the Tomb of the Giants >kindled any bonfire >leveled vitality above 30 >didn't kill the Stray Demon immediately after unlocking the Undead Parish lift, with a weapon upgraded no higher than +5 >used the spider shield in Blighttown >killed any Black Knights >started with the master key >used a divine weapon in the Catacombs >used magic of any kind >used chaos or lightning weapons >used any weapon upgraded with twinkling titanite, demon titanite, or dragon scale >used the ring of sacrifice in the first encounter with Seath >didn't play it on PS3 or Xbox 360
You didn't actually beat Dark Souls. You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
>summoned >parried Gwyn >got the FAP ring >used the stairs in the Capra Demon fight >ever warped between Bonfires that weren't in Lord Soul boss rooms >cheesed Ceaseless Discharge >ever backstabbed an enemy NPC >kindled any bonfire >leveled vitality above 30 >killed any Black Knights >started with the master key >used a divine weapon in the Catacombs >used magic of any kind >used any weapon upgraded with twinkling titanite, demon titanite, or dragon scale Looks like I'm a filthy cheater/casual
Nathan Brown
>>summoned For faggots >>parried Gwyn read above >>didn't cut Kalameet's tail ate the tail >>didn't fully explore Sen's Fortress Claimed it as mine >>used Havel's ring Threw it in a river >>used Mask of the Mother Mother ain't raise no bitch >>killed Ornstein first Big Ornstein or fuck off >>got the Drake Sword Fake sword >>got the FAP ring Fap in your bedroom scrub >>used the stairs in the Capra Demon fight Stairs are just there for decoration >>ever warped between Bonfires that weren't in Lord Soul boss rooms What's warping? >>cheesed Ceaseless Discharge Killed him in front of his sister's set, then claimed it as my own as the life faded from his eyes >>ever backstabbed an enemy NPC Backstabs are a sign of retreat. Only honorable battles with me and my enemies >>used the zweihander For fags >>grinded or farmed any mob No time >>used the sunlight maggot in the Tomb of the Giants Never heard of this level of faggatry >>kindled any bonfire No time for that shit >>leveled vitality above 30 Not needed >>didn't kill the Stray Demon immediately after unlocking the Undead Parish lift, with a weapon upgraded no higher than +5 That's how you warm up >>used the spider shield in Blighttown Fuck off >>killed any Black Knights Why would I hurt my bros? >>started with the master key Masterbator key >>used a divine weapon in the Catacombs See above >>used magic of any kind Only Steel for true warriors >>used chaos or lightning weapons For youngin's >>used any weapon upgraded with twinkling titanite, demon titanite, or dragon scale See above >>used the ring of sacrifice in the first encounter with Seath Nothing to lose >>didn't play it on PS3 or Xbox 360 Beat it on both
I think you meant >didn't play it unpatched on PS3/360
Camden Campbell
>used the spider shield in blighttown what does it do?
William Ortiz
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Julian Williams
You need to make your own games, user, instead of leeching on some other dude's shit and trying to create rules for his fans.
Joseph Mitchell
Blocks toxic blow darts properly. Other shields block the dart but not the toxic build-up.
Benjamin White
Reminder that if you cheesed a boss on your first boss because you "can always beat him normally later on" then you can't beat the game anymore, you have already wasted you only opportunity.
Matthew Phillips
What's wrong with the game on pc?
Angel Ortiz
Reminder that if you played dark souls you didnt play dark souls
Joseph Martinez
I remember 4 Kings actually being a bitch pre-patch, what else was changed?
Nolan Stewart
Also need to add >if you used a bow/xbow to cheese any boss/mob, like Moonlight Butterfly, Titanite Demon, Iron Golem, Taurus Demon, O&S etc. >if you ever aimed a bow >if you ran past enemies after a failed try in Kiln of the First Flame
Julian Lee
Sorry but I don't play games by your arbitrary standards, none of those things are cheating and theirs no reason to play the game on ps3 when it is on PC
Levi Gray
>go to settings >switch to baby difficulty mode >beat the game >tell posters on Any Forums to cope because i got the achievements so i'm good
James Morgan
>pick sorcerer class >only level up INT and wear the Sorcery boost ring and Extra Casting ring >make it to NG7 with little effort
Chase Wilson
isnt killing smough first the easy way? i have done that every playthrough
Jacob Ward
If I remember correctly twinkling titamite couldnt be bought only way you can get it is from a enemy drop
Colton Martinez
>summoned disowned friends for this it's like, suddenly, you you lose a critical piece of respect; they've nothing to share that could interest you anymore
