Give me ONE good reason why eating poop should be illegal

Give me ONE good reason why eating poop should be illegal.

YOU CAN'T

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It's a renewable and infinite resource of food. The corporations will never let us discard our food bill. Walmart puts pressure on lawmakers.

>you shouldn't eat poop because...YOU JUST SHOULDN'T OKAY
Dung eater did nothing wrong.

his crime wasn't eating shit. his crime was omega-raping people and denying them tree heaven

So why is he called dung eater but they never mention him eating shit at all in any item descriptions or dialogue? I feel a little ripped off honestly.

>Japs pay GRRM to write lore for their new game
>main contribution is a character that eats shit

Kino

Is this a new forced meme?

The Loathsome Dilator

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SHIT IN A HOLE IN YOUR GARDEN
>YOU MUST DO IT ON A DEDICATED TOOL THAT SEND YOUR POOPOO GOD KNOWS WHERE
What the fuck are they hiding from us, why do they need it to the point of making it illegal to be out of the system?

Maybe a rumor started and people called him that which led him to hating humanity and defiling corpses to curse them. Or he just eats shit.

>people on Any Forums are actually advocating for eating fecal matter

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ONIONS GREEN IS POO POO!
>ONIONS GREEN IS POO POO!
ONIONS GREEN IS POO POO!
>ONIONS GREEN IS POO POO!

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True, the worst part is the hypocrisy.

le poo poo pee pee man

LOOK IT'S JUST BAD OKAY

the hell did you expect?

American food exists, OP.

>t. WoW subscriber

Every victim of his shows a bloody crotch because he punctures their intestines to feast straight from the tap.

DEY EAT DA POOPOO

Fuck off MOONMOON

That's pretty based honestly imagine getting paid a cool million to write about a guy that eats shit.