He beat Elden Ring

>he beat Elden Ring
You didn't beat Elden Ring.

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i beat my meat

Yes, I'm not paying full price for it

I'll get the super gold deluxe faggot edition in a year or two and beat it in a weekend like every other miyazaki turd

Didn't finish it yet but I'll surely do it soon, I'm using cheats

>he """beat"" elden ring without:
>being sl1
>only using a broken sword
>not using ashes of war
>not using spirit ashes
>not using sprinting
>not using jumping
>not using blocking
>not using rolling
>not using torrent
>not using summons
>not using sites of grace
>not using flasks of tears
>not using magic
sorry but you REALLY didn't beat the game.

Didn't even play it.

Not until you finish the DLC

>in a weekend
Too bad, cause this game is bloated as fuck
>inb4 muh 40 minutes speedrun
Oh, you are autistic. My bad

Why are zoomers obsessed with posting pepe? This shit got old 10 years ago

There's like 80+ bosses in the game I doubt most people even did a dozen of them

I didn't beat the game without no not-using any of that at all

Only if you are low IQ and fail to appreciate the artistic subtleties in frogposting

>log into Any Forums in the morning
>frogs

>log into Any Forums after work
>frogs in my catalogue

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>B-BUT I DIDN’T USE A SHIELD!!!
You didn’t beat Elden Ring
>B-BUT I DIDN’T EVEN USE ANY SPELLS!!!
You didn’t beat Elden Ring
>B-BUT I DIDN’T EVEN SUMMON ONCE!!!
You didn’t beat Elden Ring
>B-BUT I DIDN’T WEAR ANY ARMOR THE ENTIRE GAME!!!
You didn’t beat Elden Ring
>B-BUT I BEAT EVER BOSS WITHOUT HEALING!!!
You didn’t beat Elden Ring
>B-BUT I 100% THE ENTIRE GAME WITH A GUIDE!!!
You didn’t beat Elden Ring

This is pure cope from an INT summon shitter.
You did not beat the game

cry some more faggot. I need some lube for when I rape your mother's ass.

Kys incel

You didn't fuck user's mom

WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FROG HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?

WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FROG HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?

sounds like you didn't REALLY beat the game sweaty or you wouldn't be seething... kinda embarrassing