>So, uh, Elden Ring has been a smash hit, yeah. It's exceeding all expectations, I don't know if you've seen this, it's doing great. So great and addictive in fact, that girlfriends of gamers are now afraid that their ring will be 'elden' by the time their boyfriend starts giving them attention again!
So, uh, Elden Ring has been a smash hit, yeah. It's exceeding all expectations, I don't know if you've seen this...
Jace Clark
Isaac Parker
This is beyond reddit cringe lmao
Kevin Hughes
good effort, better than the political crap hacks try to put out these days
James Reyes
Is that Tucker Carlson
Xavier Robinson
I miss him
Luke Bell
Based
Cringe as fuck, go kill yourself. YWNBAW.
Luis Clark
Kids these days got it too good ese, they got this "Elden Ring," yeah?
The only ring I got was from the back of my elden mom's hand while she screamed "GEORGE STOP ASKING ME FOR VIDEO GAMES! YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME, RUN DOWN TO THE LIQUOR STORE AND BUY ME SOME LOTTERY TICKETS!"
Wyatt Long
Underrated
Joshua Wood
More please
Kayden James
>So, my son was telling me about this new computer game that came out recently, you heard about this? Yeah Elden Ring. It's like a game that you play...(silence). So, he asked me if I wanted to try it and of course I'm not really one to play games given that I'm...A DECREPIT OLD MAN...(silence). But this Elden Ring, I got it. I actually got it way back, I told him, and he was impressed so he said "Well now you've got to show me how good you are and I so I said I'd give it a whirl and by God it was impossible, I couldn't hit a damn thing. So after a minute or so I gave the controller back to him and I said "It's impossible I can't figure this out for the life me" and he said "But dad, I thought you said you had Elden Ring?" and I said "Yeah, that's what I call my crusty fuckin' asshole!"
Ayden Walker
Would you let Jay Leno drive you around in his Mclauren that costs millions of dollars now
Samuel Long
>lmao
kill yourself or stop talking
Xavier Bennett
Nice
Nolan Sullivan
Ryder Parker
Haha
Gabriel Ward
Letterman
Kevin Wood
Nigger i will slap you
Julian Martin
So I'm playing Elden Ring. You know what I hate about fantasy worlds? They have all this fancy magic and crazy powers but there's never any working toilets. You're telling me they can summon meteors from space but they still have to shit in a hole in the ground?
And then I meet this character called the Dung Eater and I'm like "oh, well I guess that explains it."
Parker Brown
Anybody want to do games besides Elden Ring? I was thinking of writing a Triangle Strategy Benedict war crimes joke, but I don't want to disrupt the flow.
Christopher Martinez
>My wife comes home late one night with Dung Eater on her arm
>She says, "Honey, this is the ugly mug I've been cheating on you with"
>I say, "I can't believe you'd do this to me!"
>She says, "I wasn't talking to you"
>No respect, no respect at all
Tyler Myers
This thread is lame.
Adrian King
decent
Thomas Myers
yjk
Hunter Gonzalez
Key based
Brody Campbell
Why do all japs have such disgusting teeth.