Arceus… I kneel

Are there any more stories about Justin and college?

Death Grips - Takyon but he says Reshiram

Did you find it?

OH yes i remember now. His girlfriend was that one pokemon deoxy's i think? And he was swallowed by her lol.

This feels like something you'd find on 90s Geocities

>married
Just more proof that incels have no excuse.

If it wasn’t for that last sentence, I’d agree.

Fine, I'll fucking post it myself, enter: "KAYLA EAT POOP"

Kayla: You through eating Reshiram's Poop yet?

Justin: yes, Kaykla!

Kayla: why do you keep eating various Pokemon's Poop.

Justin: I love Pokemon Poop!

Kayla: You have eaten umpteen dozen different Pokemon's Poop!

Justin: 8 to be exact, Meganium, Lugia, Latios, Xatu, Eevee, Latias, Pikachu, and now Reshiram! in that exact order!!

Kayla: you keep a running list of the Pokemon who's poop you've eaten?

Justin: yes, why not? I like Pokemon poop so much that I keep a list of Pokemon who's poop I've eaten, I also have a list of Pokemon who I want to eat it's poop but haven't yet.

Kayla: I can't even believe all those Pokemon actually agreed to let you eat their poop. I'm afraid to ask, what's next on the list!!!

Justin: I saved the best for last, the one I wouldn't mind eating it's poop multiple times!!!

Kayla: and what pokemon might that be?

Justin: Moltres!!!!

Kayla: Good luck on that one, Moltreses are extremely rare, and fly away pretty much every time anyone get near it!!!

Justin: I'll find a way, if by luck I see one, I will present myself in a way that Moltres knows I won't do any harm, and state my case to the Moltres!!!

Kayla: even if Moltres hears you out, good luck on getting it to agree to let you eat it's poop. Moltreses are territorial and don't take marking their territory lightly, it will think you are invading if you eat it's poop!!!

Narrator: the next day...

Kayla: still thinking about eating Moltres's poop?

Justin: I'm still thinking about a way to get it done! and by god, it will happen!!!

Kayla: I have a better chance of winning the lottery and scoring a jackpot at the casino on the same day, then the chance you will EVER eat Moltres's poop in your lifetime!!!

Justin: it will happen, and I will get to say those 4 magic words, "I Told You So!!"

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Kayla: you know what I am going to buy a lottery ticket, then to the casino!!! my odds are better than yours!!!

Justin: you're laughing now, but I'll show you!!!

Narrator: two weeks later...

Kayla: still thinking about Moltres's Poop?

Justin: yes!

Kayla: after enough time, I know you will give it up!!!

Justin: whatever!!!!

Narrator: another two months down the road!!

Justin: the day is coming, where I get to eat Moltres's Poop.

Kayla: you haven't given up yet? you're impossible!!!

Narrator: yet three more months later, in a big open field

Justin: A Moltres Is in the air and it is coming down!

Kayla: it won't stop anywhere in this field, it's just flying by

Justin: no, it looks like it is coming for a landing!!!

Kayla: whatever!

Narrator: the Moltres lands in the field about 100 feet away from Justin & Kayla

Justin: now's my big chance!!!!

Kayla: it will fly away if you get near it!!!

Justin: Oh, lucky me, it is getting ready to poop.

Kayla: how do you know?

Justin: I saw a documentary on Moltres yesterday!!! It was like something out there wants me to eat Moltres's Poop!! I see this documentery on the habits of Moltres, then the next day I witness it with my onw eyes!! It was meant to be!!!

Kayla: still, good luck on the permission side of this!!!

Justin: no, I will Just sneak up on the Moltres!!!

Narrator: Moltres starts pooping

Narrator: Justin sneaks up to the Moltres, takes his clothes off and sits in the poop already out!!!

Kayla: I did not want to see that, keep your clothes on... wait, Moltres didn't even see him!! odd...

Narrator: Justin looks up and opens his mouth to allow Moltres's poop to enter his mouth!!! Justin is lucky, Moltres still doesn't see him, apparently all Moltres cares about is pooping!!! Justin notices that the Moltres is female.

Justin: not only am I eating Moltres's Poop, this Moltres is female! which was my choice of Gender for Moltres's poop!! It's my lucky day!!

Narrator: the rest of Moltres's poop enters Justin's Mouth and Justin swallows Moltres's Poop. Moltres then flies away, and never even noticed Justin, Moltres pooped into Justin's mouth and didn't even know it or will ever know it!!

Justin: My Pokemon poop eating list is complete, although Moltres will remain on the future list for the rest of my life! Moltres's poop was better than I imagined!!!

Kayla: You actually got to eat Moltres's Poop!! although I though it was discusting, there is nothing more lucky than that!! this is Moltres we're talking about!! no one as EVER got that close to one!!!!!

Justin: you know what Kayla?

Kayla: what?

Justin: I TOLD YOU SO!!!!! neeeeener, neeeeener,neeeeener, I was right, you were wrong!! ha ha a ha ha!!!! you just go burned!!! a wicked burn!!! I mean you got Owned!! or even better, you got PWNED!!!!!!!

Kayla: yeah, yeah, rub it in!!!!

THE END
More vore and beastiality. In other words, more of the same:

dragoness: Hey there, Justin Coolidge, I am the sexy dragoness. do you want to have sex with me?

Justin: It would be my pleasure, I will have sex with you, you are such a beautiful dragoness.

dragoness: get closer, Justin, fe

Truly the next George RR Martin

Jesus Christ

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and for no reason at all...

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Kino