I hate these motherfuckers like you wouldn't believe

I hate these motherfuckers like you wouldn't believe

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Just parry bro

git gud

Dang I actually love them

Once you learn their attack pattern they're pretty easy

You can jump+r2 over the tail attack

nah theyre cool, the shield looks stupid though.

parry them, jumping R2 the stomp, jumping r2 the followup
their movesets are extremely basic

I tried to learn how to parry, but I can't figure out the timings or which attacks it works on. So I just use barricade shield and tank the attacks instead. It's way more consistent.

One of the best bosses of Elden Ring simply for having readable movements instead of flailing around for 10 seconds with AoE attached into input-reading projectile attack.

Oh yeah, I too became clairvoyant on whether or not the RNG was going to fuck me over in Phase 2 because it felt like it, too.
Protip: It may not have happened to you, but you are NOT safe to attack him after his combo extension tail-whip. He can do whatever the fuck he wants and you will just have to deal with it. He has 3 safe moves, good luck accepting that you will need to roll and/or dodge until he does the safe attacks. Alternatively: just parry bro.

Oh nonononono, wait till you get further into the game, bro.

Meant to say:
>good luck accepting that you will need to roll and/or jump until he does the safe attacks

Ativa o windows, macaco.

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This.
These things are a joke compared to the enemies in the end game areas.

You mean safe as long as you're using a dex weapon. Use anything slower, and you better have enough VIG to trade and at LEAST 9 sips

Yeah at least he's a fair boss.
He doesn't spaz out with a million unreadable attacks, and he's a reasonable size so you can see his wind ups.

Ativem os macacos!

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They shouldn't be allowed to read your movements so accurately, every time you go to heal this guy will fucking poke you with his gigantic sword and render your chug completely worthless.

That's because you're not supposed to get hit, retard. This boss is supposed to teach you not to need to heal. If you can't do that, then please get a refund as soon as possible.

I'm shield and spear so I can just stand there with my shield up and poke him. Every move is an opening as long as I have stamina.

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For me, it's

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run away or heal while he's in the middle of something else

Just hit her with ranged attacks while she charges up her slow ass bow.

Fuck that cheap cunt.
>get her on the ropes and she fucks off
>peek around corner
>fucker was already aiming her magic bow literally waiting for me
>snipe her ass because she was too stupid to fire back

same
and these fucks in the sewers.

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Hahaha there are other boss fights where they join halfway through, and even a fight where you have to take two at once. You should quit NOW.

Just "Ding ding ding" your Mimic.

I fought them so fucking much I know their moves like the back of my hand
git gud

You can't summon for those edge lord fights.

*teleports away mid-drawing animation*

Literally one of the best enemies in the game, great hitboxes and always a fair fight.

so I unlocked the belfry tower that led to that one knight standing on the edge underground and didn't get a fucking thing for it. Was there a point to unlocking that portal?