What was her name again?
What was her name again?
My wife
Your wife is a man? Hi obama
Malenia "I'm Malenia, Blade of Miquella" Blade of Miquella
>Malenia, Blade of Miquella
Malenia, Blade of Miquella
>I'm Malenia, Blade of Miquella
>I'm Malenia, Blade of Miquella
>I'm Malenia, Blade of Miquella
>I'm Malenia, Blade of Miquella
>Let your flesh be consumed. By the scarlet rot.
>I'm Malenia, Blade of Miquella
>I'm Malenia, Blade of Miquella
>I'm Malenia, Blade of Miquella
>I'm Malenia, Blade of Miquella
I'm never going to escape this hell, am I?
Millicent is literally your wife but better
Malenia, Brother fucker
Rotpussy Queen of Cancer
>hit phase 2 for the first time
>immediately have to dodge massive attack
>dodge it
>get caught by 2nd untelegraphed AoE
>one-shot
>"Let your flesh be consumed. By the scarlet rot."
>surely they will start the fight at phase 2...right?
>enter fog wall
>throw controller
>Alt+F4
fuck this shit, I quit
Literally HOW do you dodge her anime flurry if she starts it right next to you?
>if she starts it right next to you
you don't. You either have a spare greatshield with barricade lying around to 2-hand or you fucking die
btw, blocking heals her too, so look forward to losing all the progress you made either way
learn 2 parry
Malenia, Beyblade of Miquella
What's up with From's obsession with rot?
Miyazaki has a hard-on for swamps and rot in general user. They're prominently featured in every one of his games
Maleni-ACK
>summons
You think I'm going to not use bullshit to fight a bullshit boss with a move that you can't dodge and will kill you from full health? Yeah fucking right.
>would rather use a Mimic which completely trivializes the entire fight instead of just blocking the first part of the flurry and doing the fight properly
What's up with her daughters?
Why do they randomly gangbang you and Millicent?
>Using a shield
Tranny moment
>a move that you can't dodge
maybe (You) can't, because (You) are bad at video games
When I first saw people saying she was a boss I thought they were talking about Melina and I was super upset thinking I was spoiled
>blocking the first part of the flurry
>recovers 20% of her health
Sorry I didn't watch a YouTube video where in order to dodge it you have to go against your instincts and do a very specific dance where you first run away, wait for her to finish her first flurry, then roll into her during her second flurry, and then run away again while her last flurries go off away from you.
>Sorry I didn't watch a YouTube video
>implying nobody has ever beaten it without watching a video
there's really no reason to cope this hard about being bad at souls games
Just be honest and admit that that move is utter bullshit. You try and roll the first flurry, you're dead no matter what. No instinct can help you avoid dying that flurry. You have to either trial and error to figure it out by doing a bunch of random motions and eventually stumble on the right set of moves at the right time to dodge it consistently, or hope the RNG goes in your favor.
>admit that that move is utter bullshit
it's really hard yeah but that's different, what, do you want the game to be easy or something?
>It's really hard
It's unfair is what it is. Everything else in this game can be learned by knowing the timings of the attacks and rolling at the right moments and punishing openings. That attack will punish you for rolling unless you first run away and then roll into it, and then run away again. Otherwise if you try and roll any of the flurries, the next flurry will hit you as you recover from your roll and will stagger you and kill you in the next flurry.
Mommy
I summoned redmane knights for the rotnigger.
Let radhan niggas have their revenge