Doesn't use cheese weapons

It's a tranny psyop to try and convince you ACTUAL women are trannies, don't believe them, men are unable to pass as women

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Wrong. It's simping but it's clear you will never get access to their holes. It's up to the vtuber to present an actually acceptable girlfriend experience instead of being a hot bitch who treats their fans like shit.

Okay but still how many? I'm impressed sure but still wondering how long it took.

Only trannies brand real woman as trannies

>highly anticipated game comes out
>people are excited to play it and make multiple threads about it
>always some fucking baby crying about the threads
Either get used to it or just hide the threads, faggot. This happens all the time and you retards never learn.

>clear you will never get access to their holes
Make a thread on /vt/ about how much people have donated.

The only people who think Ultra GS is useless in Elden Ring are retards with no mental discipline to see broken shit like Moonveil/Mimic and not go for it. They keep repeating how garbage a playstyle is to convince themselves that them cheesing the game is what the game is balanced around.

t. lvl 120 Colossal Sword player on NG+ with no summons. Eat shit.

>mfw her real tits are as big as her models
holy fuck

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You actually have 57 Elden Ring threads, hiding threads doesn't let you keep relevant video game threads in the catalogue you retarded newfaggot. If you want to ask a question about the game use one of the other FIFTY FUCKING SEVEN threads that already exist

you need to go back

stay in your Smash threads redditfag

literally lmao

I like her ASMR and tits

Everyone is sick of your namefagging faggot

whoa i got mogged by a person whose sole job is to play video games in front of a camera?? wtf im supposed to be better than a person that plays video games all day

Tbf Rahdan is a gimmick boss and people who actually have trouble with him are mentally retarded

not seeing any nudity

who's name did I use this time?

Noel is terrible at videogames what the fuck
What is your fucking excuse Any Forums?

holy fuck i want to rail her

I don't have humungous tits to brighten my mood.

And they are aware of what they are getting.
They WANT the girlfriend experience and because of the rapid collapse of real life women's attractiveness they want something they can NEVER get in real life.
Women in real life are insufferable.

Big pale asian tittybros....we are going home

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>wtf im supposed to be better than a person that plays video games all day
You don't play games all day? Get out Any Forums you normalnigger.

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So you're saying this boss is only considered to disgustingly difficult because most people refuse to use summons even though it was literally designed to be beaten with summons?

stay mad your Any Forums bait, porn, BBC fetish, basedjak non-vidya thread got deleted, retard

They're simps and you're an incel

Yes

They ARE simps.
That doesn't excuse how fucking terrible feminism has ruined women and how the collapse of male-female relationships has driven completely eligible bachelors to simp for virtual women.

They're simps but you'll never be loved irl, because women only need you to breed. Have fun with your divorce, faggot.

Thanks for being retarded so I can get a hot as fuck girlfriend

You say in the thread where someone has already posted porn. This is quite literally projection

Can someone tell me how popular soulsborne is in Japan?

Yeah idk I didn't keep dying to the same bosses in DeS/DS like 20+ times. I died about as much as I do in Elden Ring and no amount of seething is going to change how bad you are and need to cope by saying it's just part of the game to be shit at it.

>women only need you to breed, have fun with divorce
>projection

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How does she look like? Is she butter faced like Hitomi Tanaka? Or us she a 7/10 like JULIA

You are grasping at straws here, the games has always been very open about the fact that you will die and that is ok, trying to use the amounts of deaths in a game that is about dying as a negative is honestly kind of retarded. My playthrough looks much like what OP posted and I managed to not die by just taking a step back from whatever enemy I was attacking for even just a few sec and just used my eyes and my brain (hard, I know) to understand and learn the basics of the enemies pattern before I went balls deep and started smashing it's face in with my hammer.
My personal attempts always ended at around 1-5 deaths per boss. There will be people who have more deaths but that is probably becuse they just run straight into combat before their brain has any chance at registering what is going on infront of them. I honestly died more times vs normal ass mobs in the overworld than I did vs pretty much any of the bosses except for Malenia, she took me almost 30 attempts, so fuck that bitch.

I know you are asking about how a skank Vtuber managed to be so "good" and the answear is that she isn't good at the game, she just isn't as much of a whiny bitch as most of the people posting on Any Forums.

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Correction: Women don't even need you to breed anymore.

There's literally enough sperm banks in the world right now that it wouldn't matter if all men suddenly disappeared. We're utterly obsolete and useless now, bros.