>youtu.be
>three fucking hours
>starts with a food analogy
>entire segment complaining about some other shitty video
>clear nostolgiafagging
>complaining about quality of life features
>still hasn't told me a single fucking thing about the game
>I'm 30 minutes in
Horrible Revies/Video Essays Thread
Nicholas Carter
Aaron Cruz
He's right, faggot.
Tyler Jones
dos seems kinda cool its just the review is horrible
how is it
William James
fpbp
monster hunter has gotten worse since 2/3
Oliver Myers
> Implying anyone ever even played this game.
Michael Cooper
Its not a bad essay necessarily but
>that voice
>everything i dont like is DPS bossfights
>Tri is OK because i played it as a kid but 3U is nu-monhun(?)
Anyways 4U is still the best game
Luke Nguyen
Monster Hunter hasn't lost it's touch you schitzo. They've only given you....
>multiple spammable, high MV super moves for weapon types
>bloated weapon movesets full of counters and autoguard frames
>increased the damage you can do to monsters across the board compared to older games on basic attacks while decreasing the damage monster do to you
>increased the amount of stackable survivability and damage boosting skills you can add to armor sets
>increased the effectiveness and availability of damage boosting and survivability skills
>more universal ways to manipulate the monsters and open up weakpoints via mechanics like mounting and crutch claw
>less need to worry about preparation and decreasing the importance of it
>access to an infinite amount of items via the supply box mid hunt
>multiple, effective ai minions that can deal damage and attack the monsters and also lay down traps/statuses/heals/etc
> the ability to heal while moving, thus making signature attacks by monsters less dangerous when at low health
>multiple environmental traps to damage the monster
>more effective consumable items and boosters
>everything the wirebug can do
while the monsters since 3rd gen have gotten
>slightly less exploitable A.I.
and that's it
Samuel Edwards
ok then how are they better
i got tri on the wii and I'm willing to try it
Christian Thomas
Matthewmatosis Dark Souls commentary where he goes on a tangent about how this looks like a vagina
Jordan Myers
get to watching the video op is criticisng, 3 hours of mansplaining it to you
Ayden Sanchez
me
Update: hes finally explaining shit so far its
>its got like seasons and time of ay and shit
>also the quests are all mashed together n shit
Ethan Stewart
me
>yoeah bro and it like massively limits the quests you can do, areas you can go, and content you can enjoy by making you wait until the area you want to go is open again
Brandon Nelson
BAHAHAHAHA
Anthony Gutierrez
What
Carter Ross
Yup. However the only reason I sat through the whole thing was due to my crippling depression killing all motivation and this slightly edged out staring at my wall until falling asleep.
David Allen
>clear nostolgiafagging
This isn't even a nostalgia fag. It's literally a retarded Tribab who went back to play the older games on a emulator and thinks he's some epic boomer.
t.PSP boomer
Easton Rogers
>drakengard 1 essay.
>only one in existence.
>faggot retard is just retelling the events of the game.
Not even going to link it.
Josiah Lopez
This is fine. The access to item box and gear sets at camp and all the super animu moves are they problem, and most likely genies that won't go back in the bottle
Asher Moore
hes going over grind stats for upgrades
here's the money values
keep in mind this is also on top of the fact that
>consumables and materials are in the same pouch
>limited item box space
>items in box only stack up to how much they would in a pouch (for example you will see 4 slots with 10 potions each in there if you have 40 potions)
>there is one item box in the entire village so you have to walk all the way back to the player room if you forget something
>consumables and materials are in same inventory in both the pouch and box
>this means you have a limited amount of materials you can get per quest and might have to trade out 10 potions for 1 rathalos scale
>money is way more scarce because picrel and items like picaxes
>can only do some quests at certain times because "muh seasons"
>all of this is somehow ok because you sell things
this sounds like a parody video good god
Aaron Phillips
>t.PSP boomer
shut the fuck up
Sebastian Lewis
3rd gen was the peak. You cannot dispute this.
Cameron Carter
never made it past five minutes because of the bit at the start
>oh haha the monster's running away again
>isn't this game fun?
???
retard
Henry Turner
Clemps is saving people from playing that trash gameplay
Gabriel Martinez
I’m playing Rise, it’s the easiest game the bugs make it too easy.
Anyways is Bazelgeuse armor the best gun lance armor?
Matthew Davis
If you don’t want to mix armor sets Yeah