TRY FINGERS BUT HOLE
COULD THIS BE A DOG?
HIDDEN PATH AHEAD
HAHAHA
TRY FINGERS BUT HOLE
COULD THIS BE A DOG?
HIDDEN PATH AHEAD
HAHAHA
It's like browsing Reddit and playing video games at the same time
This is my first souls game, i feel like I'm very bad at videogames in general, is that normal?
good thing i cannot play online because i pirated the game
Try jumping
I must be retarded because I'm 38 hours into this game and still haven't found this tortoise despite everyone coming across on like day one.
I played the entire game offline.
>...and then praise the message
I fucking hate Reddit so goddamn much it's unbelievable
seek grace
What Any Forums thinks would be funny instead:
>tranny poster ahead
>Try Dilate
>Could this be nigger?
Or maybe just stick to actual, relevant messages rather than trying to get 9999 appraisals to show off on Reddit
>It's like browsing Reddit and playing video games at the same time
Or Any Forums for that matter, considering it can't shut up about reddit in every thread.
Don't give up skeleton!
>>TRY FINGERS BUT HOLE
>Ha, that's pretty funny, I'll commend that message.
>>COULD THIS BE A DOG?
>That's clearly not a dog! What a wonderful jape. Commended.
>>HIDDEN PATH AHEAD
>It seems this fellow has attempted to fool me. As an appreciator of banter, I will commend him for his efforts.
That would all be much funnier
>Well Done!
>Be wary of Right
>Praise the Beautiful View!
Literally just play offline. Even shitters don't get an excuse now since summons are arguably better than most other players (mimic tear being supreme)
>le reddit hate
then why does Any Forums consist of posting trending r/gaming images?
No maidens?
The jokes are overused and with inappropriate timing. Would be better to just get new material then spamming the same catchphrase every 5 meters.
> skub ahead
> skub
> avoid skub
where do we go from elden ring? MMO. every player can see and kill every other player. the game is near impossible due to crabs in a bucket syndrome and groups run rampant.
Cry more
First off, well done
yea bro heil hitler
First of all well done...
fort,
night
Hang in there, skeleton.
Snake?,
Snake!
Make it so if your message gets 50 downvotes, you die.
There, no more retarded shit.
I'm a chronic dog poster.
This one will remain funny forever because of how Japanese players saw it and got confused thinking there was actually an event at a fort at night.
Absolute gods. I miss when simple jokes were just fine, and we weren't inundated with contrarian fuckers who need everything to be either humourless, or edgy shit.
I turn multiplayer off because of how goddamn annoying these fucking reddit messages are. They think they're fucking comedians or something
mage,
seek grace
LMAO AHAHAHAHAHAHA they should put those in the game I literally spilled my drink laughing
My favorite one: Try Dilate
>Could this be Sneed?
Keep it up. I expect to see your message at EVERY turtle.
this is harsh please evaluate me
They're good enough jokes, but they've been very much overused and it's become terribly "cringe"
>lever
>ladder
I wish these day 0 players had humor in the first place
>go downstairs deep inside Roundtable Hold
>message half-hidden behind a stack of shelves
>behold, ladder!
>there's an actual ladder there
>non-interactible, leaning up against a wall
Cheeky fuck.
I bet you were one of these faggots back in the day
>Need sticky white stuff
>Amazing chest ahead
>go up ladder of any length
>always messages about snakes
I didn't expect so many MGS3 fans, pleasant surprise.
>people genuinely seethe over ignorable messages in a video game
lmfao
First off, horse,
Offer hole!
I saw one next to a massive pile of books that said
'mage, seek grass'
The only thing that pisses me off are fags that put a message right in front of a ladder to keep you from climbing it.