Tell me about the loathsome Dung Eater. Why does he eat the dung?

Tell me about the loathsome Dung Eater. Why does he eat the dung?

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eat da poopoo

That's just what he likes to do.

he didn’t really eat shit did he

he rapes and sucks and fucks and cums all over people and eats their shit.

Same reason why you keep playing Elden Ring trying to convince yourself it’s good

He just wants to see the world being flooded by shit.

>kills people just because
>rapes their corpses so hard their souls can't leave
>developed his own STD due to all the shitting and raping
>wants to spread said STD all over the world
>"he doesn't really eat shit, does he?"
He literally tells you that he'd kill and rape you if it wasn't for the peacecuckoldry at he Hold

Dung eater X Malenia porn. Imagine the smell

he shidded and farded and pissed and coomed in your soul

>Eating dung is bad because.... IT JUST IS OK?!!!!

killed this incel the second I found him in the sewers

>Edgelord character
>Instead of being an emo Twink obsessed with muh blood and darkanezz and katanas is a fat shit eating chav
Based and subverted my expectations pilled.

>Any Forums, the character

and his name is... George R. R. Martin

if you think about it he was just living his best life the only way he knew how.

LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED DUNG

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would poot a man before thrwing him down the drain

The fellatious floater throater

he misunderstood :(

i can fix him

At least you can shart, who are you?

Is he supposed to be an important character? I killed him the moment I opened the cell because he said he would go murder a bunch of people.

If I cut that chain, will he die?

>You will never take a shit on some faggot with your bro, The Loathsome Dung Eater
Why even live bros?

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WHAT IS Dung Eater's TAX POLICY ??

his quest is just one of the endings. you give the world super aids.

You have to tithe 14.88% of your shit per week.

It doesn't matter poo we are, what matters is we've eaten bran.

THE DISGUSTING DOODOO DEEPTHROATER

The long and short of it is that he's a plague carrier trying to cultivate the perfect magical disease to kill the world in perpetual sickness where life is only born to be ill

He's a murderer, cannibal, necrophiliac, and rapist. He also made and spread his own super magic aids..
But you're concerned he ate the poo-poo. He did that as well.

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Uh-oh

Stinky~

Is his armor supposed to be a crab with barnacles or literal shit with corn in it?

>"My pooper is becoming a super duper pooper" he shouted amid super duper pooper sounds. "My only chairs are pooper scooper mounds, and my brown frown turns upside down when I hear super duper pooper sounds" he said on pooper scooper mounds, amid super duper pooper sounds.

No one cared poo I was until I ate all the scat

Why does he like the poopoo

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he is the gg allin of being undead

God damn it I'm gonna die

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Oh god

u could prob fix him senpai

Its written by GRRM. A man with a shit fetish. What do you think?

So, he did some shit with a shit-eating grin.
Is that enough to condemn a man?

>guy talks hot trash about how he'll violate me
>easily kill him when I enter his prison cell

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he sympathizes with the Omen so his armor is covered in excised horns