About to play my first GTA game. What should I expect? Will I like it?
About to play my first GTA game. What should I expect? Will I like it?
Samuel Mitchell
Angel Williams
Some bowling
Carson Flores
Get ready for some of the best writing in vidya history
Christian Cox
a bunch of missions where you chase somebody but the game never lets you catch up to them until they reach the location for the next cutscene to happen
Caleb Cox
>He chooses the worst 3D GTA game for his first
Gavin Foster
Completely fucking wrong and proven to be a fool, the game will admittedly do bullshit like rubber band the car you're chasing and it's difficult when they throw obstacles at you but you can end almost any chase early if you are good enough.
Jace Brooks
Wrong
Joseph Murphy
>muh reelism brown and bloom autism srs buisness for srs gamers
GTA IV killed the franchise and is soulcrushingly dull.
Thomas Rodriguez
You already got your wacky colorful San Andreas pseudo-sequel that Rockstar now milks for the rest of time bro, you don’t need to take it out on the last good game in the series.
Parker Sullivan
SA killed the franchise, IV tried to bring it back to life and V finished it off for good.
Xavier Richardson
V sucked because it was too much like 4 and not enough like Vice City or SA.
Lol.
Gavin Roberts
>noooooooooooooooooo I can’t fly around a jet pack that is essentially just the same thing as a helicopter
Zachary Lee
The prequel to the best GTA
Caleb Howard
>360 era nostalgia kiddies coming out to play
figures.
Carter Perry
It was more like SA than 4 in every way, fuck man the game flat out kills one of the protagonists from 4 to introduce a character.
5 was literally made for faggots like you who couldn’t live without their wacky planes and shit and now we’re stuck with it for the rest of time because you couldn’t handle a story that wasn’t rushed out in a first draft.
Evan Gomez
gta v has the best gunplay
gta iv has the best story/main protag
san andreas has the best map
vice city had the best radio
gta iii is shit
gta 2 is actually the one with the best radios
never played gta 1
Easton Thompson
Those kiddies are the same PS2 kiddies who started with SA you faggot.
Tyler Mitchell
If 5 was made for me they did a shit job because it wasn't fun like III, VC or SA. It was just IV but with retard main characters.
Luis Roberts
You’ve clearly never played through 4 nor experienced its fun physics engine that Rockstar opted not to bring back for 5.
Nathan Baker
GTA IV and RDR2 are peak R*, you can't even prove me wrong, they both excel at creating immersion and living, breathing worlds.
Hudson Sanchez
I played 4 on release and it was soulless realism wank to bring in the casual audience. V was a half hearted attempt to go back but they only went halfway.
James Parker
Exactly, I remember spending hours just bumping into NPC's and knocking them off the ledge near Roman's cab place, in V everything is much less satisfying, from the physics to the combat to the driving
Austin Baker
>I played 4 on release and it was soulless realism wank to bring in the casual audience.
Nigga it was a much needed return to basics like GTA 3, the one it shares the most with.
Jackson Anderson
zomg ragdolls so funny
Kids are easily amused
Hudson Brooks
Nah. Muh REELISM was the popular trend of the gen and they went away from funallowed because they thought the CoD generation would rather play a simulator than a fun game.
Jonathan Scott
I don't know if it is sad or not, that the highlight of the game are the ragdolls.
Jaxon Foster
>Muh REELISM was the popular trend of the gen and they went away from funallowed because they thought the CoD generation would rather play a simulator than a fun game.
Nah, its because Rockstar realized after five GTAs on the PS2 that run and gun are the strong point of the gameplay. Why do you think people meme the fuck out of GTA SA's missions that aren't run and gun? Because they were jank as fuck and not fun.
Ryan Ward
But where's the fun gameplay?
Cooper Roberts
How is it sad? You're going to be spending a big chunk of the time blowing away other characters with guns and cars, why not make it good?
Jack Hughes
>> Every GTA IV thread ever " Waa its too realistic"
>>Every Saints Row thread ever "Waa its too wacky"
You faggots will bitch about and and everything.
Blake Hernandez
I’m 30 and they still amuse me, you just sound jaded.
Joshua Davis
Except bodies are not made of literal rags, the slightest force applied to an npc makes them flail around like inflatable men.
Julian Roberts
Just give me III, VC, or SA, which is the perfect medium.
Anthony Morris
>the slightest force applied to an npc makes them flail around like inflatable men.
And? That shit was fun as fuck watching them spaz out when you kicked them down the stairs.
Lucas Diaz
If exaggerated ragdolls make a game for you, Human Fall Flat will make you lose your shit, I don't see how that makes a game good but whatever, your time.
Jack Gomez
go play the Stories games then, they are basically xpacs for 3 and VC.
Jack Taylor
This is GTA at its peak.
Jordan Jones
Having to re-start the 15 minutes of driving to the mission objective every time you die or fail during a story mission
Shit was annoying
Leo Sanders
Every gun in GTA 5 feels the exact same GTA 4 mogs that dull peashooter shit,GTA 3 had better gunplay
Nolan Butler
For a few minutes, and now I am sure it is sad that is the highlight of the game.
Ian Lewis
>shoot an npc once in five
>flop over like a puppet with their strings cut
>shoot an npc in iv
>they stumble
>hold the wound
i like iv just because v's is so fucking boring, but for me, rockstar was at their best with ragdolls in max payne 3. that shit was nice
James Butler
I can admit these are way better than base GTA IV or V.