Why haven't you played Elden Ring yet, Any Forums? What's stopping you?

Why haven't you played Elden Ring yet, Any Forums? What's stopping you?

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Every boss flips around like a wet noodle dealing 70% of your HP in one hit and never giving you a chance to even attack and also if you’re hit you get knocked down and have to wait for a 10 second long animation to get back up in which the boss WILL attack you again, killing you. Meanwhile, whenever YOU knock down enemies, they’re invincible until they stand back up.

Why are you trannies such porn addict coomers and so loud about it?

Bye Farquaad

Why not?

wow what a hot baabahibihat

this has always been supremely stupid. the moment you can techroll your knockdown the game takes away your iframes so you have to just roll and pray so you dont eat a followup while grounded.

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Says the dude who is constantly posting sofcore gay porn

>t. "I have 15,000 screenshots of my BG3 farquaadtrannies fucking eachother"

>if you’re hit you get knocked down and have to wait for a 10 second long animation to get back up
Or you could just hit the dodge button to get up instantly? You fucking retarded, mouth breathing, inbred, dickless tranny monstrosity.

Fuck off, retard. Play the game before shitposting about it. You fucking disgusting cum guzzling subhuman faggot.

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Doesn’t work, literally JUST tried to dodge when I’m knocked down and you fucking can’t.

why do trannies always pick pink hair

dumb nigger. the moment you can get out of a knockdown by rolling you lose your fucking knockdown iframes. try this against literally any enemy that can knock you down like crucible knight and you will be hit during your getup animation if you dont cancel it with a fucking roll.

thats the color of their flag

Redpill me on this schizo

go to the archive and search the word "str8". he posted 99% of those posts.

Imagine getting upset over a lewd Elden Ring screenshot

>don't play shit game because it's shit
>dude play games before forming an opinion lmao
>play game you know it's shit to say it's shit
>dude are you unironically eating shit of your own free will lmao

There's no winning with you post-meta-ironic r*ddit zoomzoomtroons.

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hows the pc performance now? is there still stuttering?

"All heterosexual men are trannies"
"Only homosexual men are sane and healthy and normal and better than anyone else"
"Want to talk about any RPG? TOO BAD, look at 200 photos of shirtless men from the character creator, as a matter of fact fuck it, just look at my entire gay porn folder"

Anyone know if the jannoids are asleep?

currently have 195 hours played, level 212 on ng+4

I've learned after the first 3 games I just don't enjoy fromsoft games. I don't think most people do either the only satisfaction they seem to get from them is the feeling of superiority they get from beating games others "can't".

is there any mods that fix performances yet?

i cant believe people are prioritizing the nude mods first

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Just started playing it a few minutes ago. I don't like that I can't pause it.

>DONG DING

My PC has Intel HD Graphics from 2010 and I can't even afford an old ass Nvidia Fermi architecture graphics card.

Fuck off, farquaad

Tell me why I, who only really play strategy games by slitherine and sone slow paced indie games play elden ring?

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Yes. YESSSSSS I love seeing that fuck get dabbed on.