Mario has successfully bounced back from his depression following his divorce with Princess Peach. He is currently enjoying a cheesy slice of pizza with his brother on 1-3.
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Ayden Reyes
Andrew Martin
>20 coins/week alimony
Dominic Jones
Jesus Christ how can he pay that much?
Justin Williams
Thanks for the coins Mario!
Isaiah Perez
Shouldn't it be a 100 for each kid?
Lincoln Powell
How can Mario... Afford this?!
Anthony Jones
That implies Peach and Mario ever got hitched.
Cooper Thomas
Man mario is such a fat obese fuck, only peoplle in the mushroom kingdom bigger than him is like gourmet guy and bowser.
Jeremiah Lee
JUST
Ethan Reed
Wtf, how many kids Mario?
Noah Bailey
Surprised they haven't made a Mario anime ever.
Lincoln Diaz
nobody tell him
Jace King
Jeremiah Walker
If mario stuffed peach's body down a random pipe, would anyone find it?
John Nelson
Yeah. The blue toad with glasses in Captain Toad's crew's day job is to check every single pipe in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Jace Young
That's 4-3 though.
Andrew Lewis
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Go back where you came from.
Joshua Price
post more SS princess
Jace Morales
SS? More like S & M
Wyatt Ortiz
Cute
Benjamin Gonzalez
Its 1-3 dumbass. 4-3 serves hotdogs and mario wanted pizza